A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to
have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like
me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how Was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for- the Mozambican girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months
to see if it is a girl !!!"
Moral of the story: "------------------------------------, they are far Too
Intelligent"
2006-07-26 22:07:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
moral of the story: dont joke around with the most the stupidest things (or you'll really get what you want right in the face) when the person you love tries to be kind to you.
2006-07-26 22:13:50 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha, verify that you want a Mozambican girl who is already alive...don't go make one with a Mozambican man!!!!
Sounds like a little miscommunication! lol
2006-07-27 05:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by littlerandiheather 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the moral of the story is: man who go thru airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bangkok.
2006-07-27 07:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful for what you wish for,
females are smart,
like little Susie,, who came home from school and said mommy, guess what, i have money..
what money, said mommy,
Susie said, Tommy gace me a nickel to climb up the flagpole,,
mommy said SUSIE, don't do that, anymore, he just wanted to see your panties,,
the next day, Susie said mommy, i have money, a dime,
and mommy said SUSIE,how did you get that dime..?
and Susie said, Tommy and his friends gave it to me for climbing up a tree,
and mommy said, SUSIE, I TOLD YOU, THEY JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUR PANTIES,
and susie said, don't worry mommy, i fooled the, all, I DID NOT WEAR ANY,,
2006-07-27 06:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by Maureen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are many morals one don't let a woman go own business trips, be clear what you want, don't marry a woman that whores around with africans, oh shi-t did i catch AIDS, i think that is all
2006-07-27 05:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by SLICK77 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ive never heard of that But take i think you wrote it nice
2006-07-27 16:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by king 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story. Moral of the story for me is: don't marry, you will destroy your life if you do.
2006-07-27 05:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by diana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, what a way to outwit him! i asked by ex hubby that once, he said to bring home a blonde, so what did I do? I came home blonde!
2006-07-27 05:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by cee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes we are.....yall wont get hurt by us women if u quit being pigs...lmao
2006-07-27 05:12:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was bad
who was bad afterall
moral is THAT DONT SEND YOUR TOO SMART WIFE OUT OF YOUR SIGHT
AND IF YOU DO DONT CHARGE HER WITH INFIDELITY
2006-07-27 05:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋