He just won't leave me alone.
Oh, any serious answer will get reported.
2006-07-26 21:58:24 · 22 answers · asked by The Phantom 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
It's an ex-boyfriend. We were together for 5 years. And we'd split up, because sexually he just couldn't keep up with me.
2006-07-26 22:15:16 · update #1
twisted: you're answer is way too serious! Reported.
2006-07-26 22:16:18 · update #2
Zoek - it was a matter of new tricks, an old dog and endurance.
2006-07-26 23:15:46 · update #3
Sleep with me. I've got the energy of the Duracel bunny.
Oh sorry, you didn't want serious answers. Don't report me. I'll do anything, anything!!!
2006-07-27 07:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Tell him you want marry him & that you'll all live together with your Mom, Aunt Harriet & the cats. But reassure him that he'll only be responsible for changing Harriet's diapers on his days off from work.
You might also want to let him know you've decided to have 6 children, and consider 'baby weight' to be a badge of honor.
Finally, tell him you've donated the stilettos, fire hose, & your copy of the kama sutra to the 20 year old 'exotic dancer' who lives down the street, and that this girl used to have a 'thing' for him.
If that doesn't send him running down the block in search of someone else, I don't know what will.
2006-07-27 01:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few option for you:
1. Post your hose through his letterbox and let it rip.
2. Leave your fire sirens on outside his house all night.
3. Put your axe to good use on his unimpressive manhood.
4. Let a crazy fireman robot wreak havok in his house.
5. Get with the crazy fireman robot an drive him mad with jealousy *wink, wink*
2006-07-26 22:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
find the fattest ugliest bird you can find and pass on his number address where he works to her - encourage her by saying hes mad about her and cant stop talking about her etc. but hes so shy he doesnt have the courage to approach her and he gets tongue tied and in denial when he REALLY fancies a woman.
Chances are - she'll be so desperate that she'll plague him to death for a date.In the event she questions the fact that hes into something that looks like her - tell her - "why do youthink we split up? He didnt find me attractive as hes into the more robust lady".
Failing that - put his number on EVERY chatroom you can find.
2006-07-26 23:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If hes harassing you then report him, keep a diary of everthing he does from now on as evidence. The police will go and speak 'nicely' to him and warn him, thatll scare the crap out of him.
2006-07-26 22:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
simple, its called the chicken leg death bomb. a concotion of secret ingredients. that when done correctly will emit the odor of a decomposing corpse. and the smell can not be removed from clothes, carpet, drapes. and you dont even have to be there to unleash this nasty prank! if interested e-mail me for the ingredients. same as my name above at yahoo!
2006-07-26 22:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by redeye069 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is just men for you they are just all the same if he is bothering you that much then i would tell him that you are going to go to the police to keep him away he will soon back off if that does not work then actually phone the police just keep your chin up and him out of your life he will soon get bored believe you me
2006-07-26 22:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by twisted 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleep with his best friend then ill call him and rub it in, saying things like dude leave it i actually had an orgasm last night i didnt know what they were untill i slept with (insert best friends name here)
2006-07-26 22:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by andylegendoneill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot will depend on ex what?
Boyfriend or Husband.
Please say which for advice
2006-07-26 22:04:48 · answer #9 · answered by Roche G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would like to know why he is a ex before I can give you a real good reply!!h
2006-07-26 22:03:03 · answer #10 · answered by BJ D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋