WISE MEN, INDEED!
Wise, indeed, were those three old farts,
two thousand years ago, I'm told,
who were led by the Star to that
little town.
But when the
Holy Light guided them into
the stable they found Robert and
Joanna holding their child, The
Chosen One.
First with awe,
then amazement, then sad refrain,
the Three Wise Men withdrew (taking
their gold and frankincense) onto
the street to
hold council.
"How can it
be that He
is a She?"
each asked simultaneously.
"The ramifications alone
would set Mankind back ten thousand
years," old Henry replied with
heavy heart.
"Anoint a girl?"
"Girls become
grown women."
"No way, guys!"
"Worry not,"
good Thurman proclaimed, acting the
wisest, "for I have heard that in
a manger down the street a nice
young couple have just been blessed with
a new son.”
"So be it,
it is done,"
each of them
agreed with clear conscience and thought.
"Let us go forth and crown Him as
The Chosen Son."
2006-07-26 20:39:41 · 10 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Yes, I wrote this. Several years ago. It's satire, so please no damming me to hell for this.
But wouldn't it be interesting if it were true?
2006-07-26 20:41:42 · update #1
"How can it
be that He
is a She?"
each asked simultaneously.
ROFLMAO!!! classic, i love it!
2006-07-26 21:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by the prof 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a child, I thought "the Holy Spirit" was female. Made sense to me. Father (male), Son (male) & the Holy Spirit (must be female)
I am so sorry for the likes of John Skerry & Truuuuubeliever.
I believe people can & should disagree without name-calling.
2006-07-28 23:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Smart Kat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mythological gods were chiefly female in agricultural societies, male in ranching & cattle-raising societies. The difference is profound on the society.
We've inherited a god (Yaweh) who is so masculine that there's practically no female expression at all (except for Mary). It's pretty warped.
2006-07-27 04:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Good Times, Happy Times... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps the question is not who was the chosen one originally, but who became the chosen one, what he did and what happened with the millions who believed in him.
2006-07-27 09:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by Agnes K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is freakin' awesome!!! Kind of like "The Life of Brian" though.
2006-07-27 03:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by lilith4507 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And thats exactly what happened, and the rest is history.
2006-07-27 11:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by pilgram92003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got way too much time on your hands, libtardo.
2006-07-27 10:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
elementary Watson...
2006-07-27 03:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by scary visionary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY WHY SHOULD ANYONE DAMN YOU..
YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO EXPRESS WHAT YOU FEEL.
ITS A LIBERATED WORLD... FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS ...
2006-07-27 04:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a LUIBERAL ATHIEST WEIRDO!
your pome dont make no SENSE
2006-07-27 14:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by truuuuubelever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋