For example:
Right Honourable Majesty Highness Excellency Supreme Paramount Imperial Leader, I beseech you to give me 10 points! I also find you quite attractive, even though I've never seen you (if any guys something gay like the 2nd sentence, I will report them, which means -30 pts.)
2006-07-26 20:36:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
J- what a cool letter. the best one in the alphabet if you ask me. And 03139... i just can't even DESCRIBE what a cool number that is. Its perfectly long enough without being too long. And that avatar with its shaggy hair... DAMN that is hot! I just KNOW that a guy who has a username and avatar that are THAT hot must be the coolest goddamn guy ever. I bet you are just so incredibly awesome.... I MUST know who you are because a guy this cool would never be able to get thru life just being a regular guy... SOMEBODY would notice that hotness and make him a celebrity. So who are you incredibly awesome guy? If you are not already famous, oh God help the next talent scout who sees you. He will drop down and die from hotness, but not before he makes an urgent phone call to a photographer. So I better stop writing, I don't want you to read this computer for so long that you burn your beautiful eyes!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!
2006-07-26 21:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Abby ♫ 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Dear random man that I don't know who's asking me to brown-nose at 2:40 a.m.,
I would really enjoy the ten points. I'm sure you're ridiculously attractive (I can tell by your little cartoon type guy, duh). If I knew you I would put you up on a ladder in public and shout "THIS IS ________!!! HE DESERVES TO BE BOWED DOWN TO!!" Therefore all the people in the public place would bow down. You'd have tons of worshipers. You would feel entirely special and you'd give me the ten points. But since I decided to come up with this and I can't really do that, how bout those ten points?
2006-07-27 03:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Lordship, the Honorable, Excellent, Amicable, King of the Awesomes, Knight of the Valiant, I ask for your ten points, cause I don't want to sound gay and make it seem like I'm sticking my face in your ***.
2006-07-27 03:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by Spelunking Spork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know I don't deserve even to answer your question or even be next your perfection but i would ask to be graced for a moment of your time to consider me and my pleas to grant me points that would complete my life forever
2006-07-27 03:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh supreme lord of yahoo answers i your humble servant beseech you to award this poor soul 10 points. i am begging your lordship to grant me this small wish.
2006-07-27 04:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To what do I owe the honor of answering a question from you?.....
2006-07-27 03:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by Jake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get stuffed
2006-07-27 03:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋