My girl friend, (now wife) told me that Asprin worked great as a Birth control... place two pills between her knees and don't let them drop too the floor......
hahahahahaahahah......
2006-07-26 19:23:01 · 16 answers · asked by Maken trax 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Go to a grocery store - that's great birth control.
2006-07-26 19:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was just about ready to pop 2 aspirins in my mouth coz I surely need it.My best birth control is laxatives.It really works guys,as long as u take it within 12 hours.I lie not!!
2006-07-26 19:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by pelexi(",) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is true, if she keeps her knees together and don't spread them. But the only true 100% effective birth control is not to have sex until you are married. You won't regret waiting and it's worth it! Take care!!
2006-07-26 19:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by ~~Catbird Woman~~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. My mom was given a contraceptive sponge after I was born...the directions were place sponge on left knee and hold in place with your right leg.
2006-07-26 19:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan's mom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DO have to say that you got me... when I read the question, I rolled my eyes and prayed to God for mercy on our planet if there were people out there who thought aspirin could be used for birth control.
Thanks for a good chuckle (of relief). :)
2006-07-26 19:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by A Designer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm now a days teens would find a way around even that!
2006-07-26 19:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by wisegal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i wish we could get teens to do that my ex's gf was 17 when she had her first by my ex (22) and just delivered her second at 18 11 months after her first
2006-07-27 06:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by jory1601 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, and hey it works for men too... i mean it helps then not to get another girl or himself into trouble.
good luck.
2006-07-26 19:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
course it works. would you *** a chic with two aspirins between her legs?
2006-07-26 20:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave my kids with some teenagers for a day....they'll think twice.
2006-07-26 19:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋