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2006-07-26 18:15:56 · 19 answers · asked by GP 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

hahahaha...you people are cracking me up!!!!

2006-07-26 18:22:28 · update #1

Hey Melvin, thanks for sticking up for me. I think yahoo removed that person right away, her coments are gone and i think her profile, too. :)

2006-07-27 08:21:03 · update #2

19 answers

victim - "do you wash your jeans in windex cuz i can see myself in your pants"

*shudder*

or equally bad:

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together"

yuck

2006-07-26 18:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by DFA79 3 · 0 0

Most pick up lines are funny, because they're pick-up lines. Only the straight-forward ones don't make me laugh, like "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" (unless it's not at a bar, then it's funny). Victimized? Weird. How can you be victimized by a pick-up line?

2006-07-27 01:18:58 · answer #2 · answered by locolady98 4 · 0 0

The only pickup lines ever to victimize me were the ones I used myself.

2006-07-27 01:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by Just Ask 2 · 0 0

The best one I ever heard was in a grocery store, directed at my daughter, a man came around the corner, was immediately taken, it was obvious in his face, but we were about to walk right by him, he looked at her, what was in his hands, and said, do you like eggs, poor guy, we both laughed so hard at him.

2006-07-27 01:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by n_of49p 3 · 0 0

Lol i don't know what is wrong with this Chick Above me but just ignore her she answered all the questions like that

2006-07-27 01:41:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know how funny this is but I felt victimized....
Hey baby, when you gonna step up to the mike?

2006-07-27 01:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

MY DAUGHTER DID THE OTHER DAY SHE WAS AT BURGER KING AND A COP SAID SHE LOOKED FAMILIAR BUT NOT IN A BAD WAY AND SHE SAID NO I DON'T THINK SO THEN HE SAID I BET WE GRADUATED TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME AND SHE SAID NO IM JUST STARTING COLLEGE THIS YEAR THEN HE SAID OH THEN YOU MUST BE AROUND EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD AND HE KEPT TALKING TO HER.

2006-07-27 01:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0 0

Okay,... I was in Irving, TX at a bar...this guy sits next to me, buys me a drink, and tells me " Your the prettiest Negress, I've ever seen"...it was scary as heck, cause the guy really thought he was paying me a compliment.....

2006-07-27 01:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by every woman 3 · 0 0

Yeah..."Brandy! That's my favorite drink" Or "I'd like a shot of Brandy" Oh everyone is soooo clever to use my name in a come on!

2006-07-27 01:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by The Nag 5 · 0 0

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me."

This guy that worked with me at a nursing home would say that to me all the time, and other nauseating things. Ewewewewewew!!!!!

2006-07-27 05:59:20 · answer #10 · answered by drewsilla01 4 · 0 0

No. Victimization depends on our actions and reactions.

2006-07-27 01:24:50 · answer #11 · answered by SRIRANGAM G 4 · 0 0

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