cause if you, you might be a redneck!
2006-07-26 18:04:52 · 8 answers · asked by Cherry Red 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nope.
Farting Dog
A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting.
So when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the couch, in the same room as her parents.
He let out just a little fart, just when the dog hopped onto the couch with him, and figured that the parents would think it was the dog.
Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch. The dog ignored the words of the parents.
He felt pretty safe, with the dog staying next to him, so the man kept going.
Finally he really let a big one rip.
The father looked at the dog and said, "Rover you had better get off the couch before that guy s-h-i-t-s on you!"
2006-07-26 18:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope it sounds like your a redneck though
2006-07-27 01:10:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
OMG
I'm not a redneck.....
2006-07-27 01:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope... when I fart, I blame it on the cat.
2006-07-27 01:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kick him out of the house.
2006-07-27 01:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no - when I fart I blame it on the dog.
2006-07-27 01:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard him !!!
2006-07-27 01:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, why not!
2006-07-27 01:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by lonesomelover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋