2006-07-26 17:54:48 · 15 answers · asked by Cherry Red 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ready...go!
i dont hear you!
i am kicking your as*
i am so gonna win
Ha! I won. I deserve the points.
Like my prize.
Right?
2006-07-26 18:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nah.
You can duukie it out with someone else.
Marriage & Manners
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.
He told her he could not stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl
where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic
waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!
After years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.
He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you".
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
2006-07-27 01:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does Every one have the bad case of gas tonight. You guy's are full of farts. LOL
2006-07-27 00:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by sweat mamma bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take your challenge and the first to skid mark loses lol
2006-07-27 01:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by gin_dawgu1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would lose, I am a Grandfather, I have a finger and I'm not afraid to pull it!
2006-07-27 00:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Lucas would be proud! if we lighted our farts we could have home made light sabres
2006-07-27 00:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by hatingmsn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of innocence pple will be killed. But anyway, are there any innocence pple?
2006-07-27 01:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i went to your sister's profile and it says you're obsessed on farting... first i'm like " what the heck" but i get what she means
2006-07-27 01:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by livelaughlove<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cannot believe we are freaking related, ,and you call me the weird one....hmm let me think on that one. Mom should have called you SUPERFREAK........lmfao
2006-07-27 01:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by ROCKER CHICK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That chip in your head is defective.
2006-07-27 00:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋