okay my fellow fart lovers, what gives you the rankiest, stankiest farts that could clear a room?

Answer 1

For a while there back in the 70s I was contracted by the CIA to produce farts in an effort to interrogate prisoners without using lethal force. To accomplish this I consumed two or three bowls of French Onion Soup every day. It didn't work out though, it seems my farts after eating too much of the stuff were not 'non-lethal' and the program was terminated after I inadvertently killed six or seven prisoners. Sometimes I can still hear the screaming and retching of those poor lost souls.

Answer 2

Nothing but nothing produces a Bhopal, India fart like Pickled Eggs and Beer.

Answer 3

Well, I just had Taco Bell with some refried beans. That always helps. Oh, and eggs. Man, those are KILLER! There's nothing quite so horrifying than a rotten egg fart. UGH!

Answer 4

Lubed Up

Tom and Mike, two gay men, are on their honeymoon.

After a passionate night together, Tom suddenly realises that they have run out of lube, so he says to Mike "I'm just off to the shop to get some

more lube - we've run out!" He also says "and there's to be no ******* while I'm gone, okay?"

"Yeah, sure." replies Mike.

Twenty minutes later, Tom returns and on opening the door sees a whole load of *** on the bed. He says to Mike "I thought I told you there was to be no *******?"

Mike replies "No I didn't, I just farted!"

Answer 5

Beans

Answer 6

Caesar salad, steak, coffee and then ice cream at a restaurant will create havoc on my stomach... look out an hour later. phew

Answer 7

12 pack of busch light

Answer 8

Onion ,Mushroom,tofu burger?

Answer 9

lots of beans and veggies

Answer 10

Brocolli... the WORST!