2006-07-26 17:43:59 · 33 answers · asked by Cherry Red 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
nothing
i like to fart in ur face
and light it up just after u smeld it alsoo:)
2006-07-26 17:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by NeO Anderson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not Me. I have never had a problem with farts, or at least not too many problems.
Kindergarten Class
The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says "Grass is definitely green".
The teacher again replies, " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?".
The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion".
The student replies, "Then I definitely s-h-i-t my pants"
2006-07-26 18:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got Best Answer for a fart question
2006-07-26 17:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by Velociraptor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got no problems with fart questions, they're not as bad as some of the questions I see here.
2006-07-26 17:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think these fart question's are a hoot.They are allot more tame than some I have seen on here.I guess some people do not like to express that kind of bodily function.I have to leave the room when my husband lets one rip.They stink like a dead skunk that's been laying in the sun for a week.PeeeeeUUuuu!Gag and cough.
2006-07-26 17:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by DreamWeaver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love fart questions too!! Hey, I live 24/7 with my sister who is the queen of fart jokes, I like to make a few of them myself (lol, jokes not farts....)
2006-07-26 17:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by Aimee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The noise of the fart.
2006-07-26 17:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love fart questions!!!
2006-07-26 17:44:59 · answer #8 · answered by John Garrington 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have no problems with fart questions as long as they do not involve sharting!
2006-07-26 17:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by 2hot2handle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love fart questions!! Let 'em Rip!
2006-07-26 17:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by Hello Che 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They stink. I do have a philosophical question. If you fart in an empty elevator-does it smell?
2006-07-26 17:45:24 · answer #11 · answered by hatingmsn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋