2006-07-26 17:14:02 · 21 answers · asked by Hayley 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. because it feels good
2.it's funnyto do it in public
3. i enjoy basking in the ambience (smell)
4. pride
5. it can be a stress relief (by laughing at yourself)
6. its fun to light them on fire
7. I enjoy the shock factor of letting one rip in front of others
2006-07-26 19:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Cherry Red 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should thank God for being able to fart. Some people who can't fart end up in the operating room. It's dangerous if you don't fart, ya know.
2006-07-27 00:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ch'é'étiin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a gust of wind building
it's forming near my heart
it lays in the pit of my stomach and comes out in the form of a fart
a fart is a very usful thing
it gives the body ease
it warms the bed in wintertime
and paralyzes fleas
2006-07-27 00:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by netwiz24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep farting so that I can bottle up my farts and send them to the troops in IRAQ and have them use them as WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
2006-07-27 00:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by PEDRO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got nervous now I'm farting bunches.......lol.
2006-07-27 00:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Food allergy or swallowing air. Take Beano or Gas-X.
2006-07-27 00:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Entertainment?
Seriously, just gas caused by certain foods.
2006-07-27 00:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corn dogs don't agree with me.
2006-07-27 17:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by Total Insanity! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gas
2006-07-27 00:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am doing my part to destroy the ozone layer, ya dope.
2006-07-27 00:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋