Ok im not actually pregnant, but im writing a story and ive had writers block for a long time. i know if i dont write another chap soon my readers are gunna get really mad, so whats a funny way to tell a guy that you're carryin his baby?
2006-07-26 16:25:35 · 15 answers · asked by ful2.l3ul2g3l2 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
well, i found out i was pregnant christmas day (no kidding). i had realized i'd been quite late and took a test. now this is after we all opened all our presents. i took the test stick in the kitchen, where he was washing the breakfast dishes and asked him " do you want another xmas present?" He went "huh?" and turned around. that's when i showed him the stick and he just started grinning.
2006-07-26 17:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by susanne m 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 01:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you're getting fat, and just keep eating alot until it's actually time to give birth to the baby. Then tell him you lied and you were actually pregnant and demand he bring you to the hospital. After giving birth to the baby, don't tell him the baby isn't his--even though it is clear that the child is part African-American--then bring him on Maury and humiliate him by telling him that you don't think the child is his. Then watch Maury tells him "you are not the Father", as he runs off crying like a little girl.
2006-07-26 16:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go out to a restaurant and order 2 dinners. He will look confused. Then when the meals show up, take one and slather it all over your belly. Then say, "Well, now that he's fed I guess I can start."
2006-07-26 16:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha...i told my babies father really funny. i called him while he was working and told him he had to move the computer desk out of the spare room. he was pissed cause i had just told him thats where i wanted it. I told him he had to put a crib there instead..he was so confussed it took him 5 minutes before he realized who "the baby" was.
2006-07-26 16:29:30 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have Chinese Food. take his fortune cookie (Steam it, it will soften so you can switch the fortune while it is still warm and refold it). in his cookie put the fortune "You will be a Father soon" after he opens it and laughs about the strange fortune cookie. Tell him.
2006-07-26 16:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by jimdan2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my hubby had given me some money one day and when he came to pick me up from my mom's he asked me what I spent the money on. I handed him a positive pregnancy test and said I spent the money on this.
2006-07-26 17:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no funny way to break that kind of news. :p Just make sure he's not near an open window or high bridge.
2006-07-26 16:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
from a literary point: Have the woman make a dinner for two and use little diaperpins or plastic booties (Party City) as napkin rings. Eventually the guy will see them and have a "duh" or "omg" face.
#2: If he asks for a beer give it to him in a bottle.
2006-07-26 16:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by adgmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about:
"You know I think you will make a great father someday, and my doctor thinks that day is next March 27th....."
Ahhh Good stuff, send royalties..
2006-07-26 16:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by Paris Hilton 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋