First of all, I don't get into cars with people that I don't like (unless I finally snap and begin to take hostages)...so I will use your scenerio and make the Ninja's the SWAT team...I would reluctantly give up one of the hostages which would be one of the idiots that I had captured, and as soon as they got that hostage, I would duct tape my hand with an appropriate firearm to the head of hostage number 2, I would turn on the car, and tell them if they did not get off, they could prepare for the ride of their lives, and I would have to kill the hostage if they tried to come in to get me, the child proof locks that I don't need because I do not use my vehicle for children, would keep the hostages in the back from escaping, and every stupid idiot in the car would be so horrified by the thought that I would actually blow out their pal's brains, it would terrify them, and freeze them like they were crapsicles the only thing that would make the scene perfect would be if I could leave them all alive while I push the car off a cliff after I set them all on fire.
That group of people would be a group of Meth heads...why not take them out in a blaze of glory rather than have to wait for them to attack...(another home invasion in my neighborhood last night. When they come in here, it's going to be bim bam boom and a call to 911 to come get them, and bring enough bags!)
Any more questions, I warn you I am feeling pretty mean right now, and I could dream up scary stories for you all night long.
2006-07-26 16:40:40
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answered by ruthie_msw 4
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The zombies surrounding my car would be trying to get at my ninja death squad. I would be trying to hotwire the car, since a zombie munched down my backpack where I'd put them. I'd laugh hysterically now and then as zombie heads exploded from well placed samurai sword strikes. The whole time I'd also be thinking how simple my life used to be, then I'd shrug and a huge smile would cross my face as the engine roared to life.
2006-07-26 23:24:40
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answered by Anonymous
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The group of people would be a bunch of stupid heartless preps (no offense to you stupid heartless preps). They would be trying to kill me. I would say "Look over there! It's Hilary Duff!". Oh, yeah. The ninjas would be prep ninjas so all their heads would turn and they would run to get Hil's autograph. I would unlock the car and get out. I'd run home and...come do this. Lol.
2006-07-26 23:22:40
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answered by Pidge 3
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I would use my mind control to make the ninjas attack the group of child molesters surrounding my car.
2006-07-26 23:27:50
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answered by Velociraptor 5
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well I would just drive over them then get some speed and send the ninjas flying of the roof then I would point at them and go ha....ha
and the people would be Mr. president and all his friends
2006-07-26 23:22:57
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answered by I want to know more 2
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