2006-07-26 16:00:49 · 13 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
What?!?! You want me to get "comfortable"?! Are you insane or did you NOT notice "therapist" can be broken into "the rapist"?!?! I want a NOT-therapist, THEN I'll tell you lies about my life story to get your cheesy sympathy. Until then, you keep away and my top stays on! And no, I'm not nutters!
2006-07-26 16:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by Archie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I said "I'm feeling better." I don't see how that's funny. Probably because I was telling the truth... what, don't blame me? I was in a car accident (not my fault) and I'm 16. The last thing I need is to spend 3 hours per week at the therapist trying to get my arm feeling better when it barely hurt. Ugh!
2006-07-26 16:04:28 · answer #2 · answered by piercing integrity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 02:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was filling out pages of questions about my problems for the therapist, a question asked , "do things appear closer than they really are?", I wrote, "only when I'm looking at car mirrors".
2006-07-26 19:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told him just after I decided not to kill myself that I was diagnosed with cancer and that this is a literary device known as irony.
2006-07-26 16:14:42 · answer #5 · answered by fthoub 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I have is a physical therapist...
2006-07-26 16:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by practical thinking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im cured and your fired all on the first visit as soon as I walked in.
2006-07-26 16:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think". The context is too long and complicated to explain here.
2006-07-26 16:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by ElOsoBravo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a therapist.
2006-07-26 16:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by hahaha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"finished already? get off me. I think my parents will be coming to pick me up soon!"
2006-07-26 17:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋