2006-07-26 15:54:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that I live on a dead end street, a family on my street were having trees cut down and one of the trees did not fall the way the tree cutter wanted it too and it fell across the road......... and I couldn't drive down the road with the tree in the way.
2006-07-26 16:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by Coodles 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
I was on my way to work when I noticed this really pregnant woman sitting by the side of the road, so I offered her a lift and she tells me her water broke an hour ago and she's in labor (I'm thinking "Damn, I just cleaned the upholstery") so I give her a ride to the ER but the traffic is bad and I end up delivering her baby (BIG - 9lbs 3 oz) in a parking lot about 6 blocks from the hospital. luckily an ambulance came by and saw what was going on and took over for me. And that's why I'm an hour and a half late.
2006-07-26 23:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"his clown waas making animal balloons for this kids birthday and I didn't want to hit anyone cause they were in the middle of the road, so I took another way when I almost ran into a tree and I had to swerve and a bunch of dust came into my car and I started having an asthma attack and couldn't find my inhaler so I went to a nearby house and asked if they had one, it was very hard to get my words out and they finally got the message and let me use one but were a little reluctant about it cause they didn't know if it was legal or not so when I got back on the rooad after looking for my inhaler this kid jumps on the roof of my car and he steals my radio, so I chase after and get it then I finally got here when this ninja atttacks me so I fight him off and finally got up here." This would have been a good excuse if I wasn't only 14 and I don't have asthma either. My teacher didn't believe me.
2006-07-26 23:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by Hayley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not a late for work excuse but it is outlandish.........I know of a classmate of mine in grade school explaining to our teacher his experience, he said "a spaceship landed in front of me and the alien walked up to me and said "take me to your leader". so I did".
2006-07-26 23:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by gatwick100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got stranded during a fight between my boyfriend and me at a Walmart parking lot and had to walk all the way here. I used that one once.
2006-07-26 22:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I've never been late for work and YES, I do have a job.
But....the best one that I have heard is that you are suffering from "anal glaucoma".....you just can't see yourself coming to work.
2006-07-26 22:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't come in today because its against my religon to go to work while suffering from a hangover..haha
2006-07-26 22:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by thatgirlnamedstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i'm late i had to sobber up enough to drive.I was only 2 hours late.the boss looked at me and said your still drunk.so i said you should've seen me 2 hours ago.he laughed and I went to work.true story.
2006-07-26 23:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog ate his tail. I used that when I was late for class.
2006-07-26 23:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by Total Insanity! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My estranged husband committed suicide ... it was true, but an excuse none-the-less.
2006-07-26 22:58:26 · answer #10 · answered by ♪ Nickels ♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋