2006-07-26 15:20:07 · 5 answers · asked by muchgaff 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
1. Decapitate George Bush with a rusty chainsaw.
2. Show all leaders of the current US government pictures of a naked Margaret Thatcher and let them claw their eyes out, thus initiating a brilliant, unanticipated coup. (You see, if they don't have eyes, they won't be able to run from the rusty chainsaw.)
3. Kill all Americans who would dare oppose Colbert as emperor (and we'll include the French for good measure).
4. Buy a throne with red, white, and blue velvet cushions.
5. Put Colbert in the throne with a little nametag that says "Emperor of America."
See? Isn't it simple? Now, I happen to have a rusty chainsaw....
2006-07-26 15:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by aequitas702 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have Dubya adopt Steve Colbert as a son. Dubya's already Emperor, so Colbert could simply succeed him as next in line. Plus he's older than Bush's daughters, who wouldn't be able to succeed him anyway because they're girls and in a christian theocracy you can't have women rulers.
2006-07-26 23:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd probably need a petition worded with the right amount of truthiness (copyright Stephen Colbert).
2006-07-26 22:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We need to overthrow Bush. Since that shouldn't be extremely difficult, I think that he will be established as the absolute ruler of America within 6 months. If you do decide to go for this, then I will be glad to help. I like Stephen, he's cool.
2006-07-27 14:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by Leonor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say Internet petition!
2006-07-27 14:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by poohba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋