I picked up a darling yellow and brown pair of "Monday" panties at a yard sale last weekend. I've been wearing them ever since, and now I have an angry red rash in the crack between my leg and my noony. What is a good ointment or cream to stop the itch?
2006-07-26 14:57:10 · 25 answers · asked by Cornfunkel'sGhost'sGhost 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
Those pathogenic agents are freakishly angry (reddening) and run around like crazy (itching you) looking for their parents, extended family and friends which live in the "Tuesday" , "Thursday" and "Sunday" panties. You should go back to the yard sale and buy the other weekdays and wear them panties rotationally. Once they have reunited, they'll calm down and the rash will be gone.
2006-07-30 12:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ooo. These things can be sensitive. Where was the brown on the panties located? It might have been poo, and come to think of it, that's where the white squiggly things probably came from.
You must sniff these things, Cornfunkel, before you BUY them, no matter how good the deal seems to be.
Now, about how you're going to get rid of it. I think that hydrochloric acid should do nicely, and make sure that you follow that up with smearing toothpaste on the rash and spending the night in a diaper. That should clean it right up.
2006-07-26 23:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by <3 The Pest <3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first of all, it's not a good idea to wear someone else's panties. You can treat your rash how you would diaper rash and that should help. There's some ointment called A+Z zinc oxide cream that you can get almost anywhere that should help. Hope this works for you. Next time wear your own panties!
2006-07-26 22:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Charly P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cornfunkel...how many times do we have to tell you that you need to clean your noony with bleach atleast 2 times a day? jeez- I'd think you could pick up on a few of the lessons people from YAnswers have given you. Right now- go get the bleach and clean that noony so it's disinfected properly.
Btw- I always love seeing your questions...do you sit around at work all day thinking of the crazy a$$ questions to post in the evening? I think you do!! ;)
2006-07-26 22:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by sammy22005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, why in HELL would you ever buy used underwear, and then to not change your underwear all week - **** your asking for a rash, or a something..... First, throw out the damn underwear, go buy a baby diaper rash ointment, and change your panties EVERYDAY!!! That is just gross!!
2006-07-26 22:10:02 · answer #5 · answered by jacquieb323 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From your various questions, I have concluded that you are indeed a very stupid girl. Who the hell buys panties at a yard sale. So because of your stupidity, you contracted a nasty rash from the other person who wore them. Learn to use your brain!
2006-07-26 23:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jamacaray 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, first of all buying underwear at a garage sale is hella gross. You can get them at Shopko, if you're concerned with the prices. Second of all, you should've washed them first, then maybe you wouldn't have gotten a rash.
2006-07-27 10:14:54 · answer #7 · answered by Serena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would recomend the Fruit of the Earth 100% Aloe Vera Gel. Its a life-saver!! i use it for a whole host of applications. Its great! It will reduce itchiness and also the swell.
2006-07-26 22:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by gooey haato 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In all years,never have I heard anyone refer to their female privates as "Noony".I've heard all the others but that one takes the cake.
2006-07-27 00:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by Bubsy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try some butter or margarine.
My grandma said to use a flavored jelly like raspberry. That way you can have toast when you're all better.
Personally, I like strawberry more than raspberry, but that's just me.
2006-07-27 04:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋