...some small rocks, a rubber glove, a pillow, and some vaseline?
2006-07-26 14:42:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
your answers are all so delicious. it's too bad you all can't have ten points.
2006-07-26 14:55:48 · update #1
beat your mother-in-law senseless under the pillow with the rocks inside the glove full of vaseline(so the rocks dont make too much noise)
2006-07-26 14:45:52 · answer #1 · answered by miss angel 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I could make an art-object, such as placing the small rocks inside the rubber glove, tying the bottom of the rubber glove to hold in the rocks, then greasing up the glove with the vaseline and placing it on the pillow. Then I'd put it in a darkened, purple room with a single red spotlight on the constructed area. I'd call the construction something like "Off-hand". Eagle.
2006-07-26 14:50:23 · answer #2 · answered by UCSteve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I saw this in a movie once. The details of the movie are unimportant, but if you place the small rocks in the tips of the fingers in the rubber glove, then grease it up real good with the vaseline, you can give any man a delightful albeit shocking surprise. Just make sure you hit the prostate or its all a waste of time....P.S. the pillow helps reduce the noise from the scream...
2006-07-26 14:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by jm3650 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the Vaseline and small rocks into the fingers of the glove. Tie the glove off at the wrist, and place under the pillow.
When someone asks what the lumps in the pillow are, say that it used to be attached to your ex boyfriend. (Let them fill in the blanks.)
2006-07-26 14:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a rubber man
cut the pillow opne stuff the glove with the stuff inside squeeze the vaseline into the glove and glue the rocks as a face
u cud make a dildo also like that other chick said....
2006-07-26 14:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play a practical joke on someone by putting your gloves on and smearing vaseline inside the pillow case then making the rocks stick to it then switching the pillow w/ whoever you are tricking...
2006-07-26 14:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Snowflake ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on glove, throw away stones, apply vaseline and use pillow to sleep.
2006-07-26 14:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by Billy Talent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PUT ROCKS IN GLOVE ADD VASELINE HIT WIFE IN HEAD 3 TIMES USE PILLOW FOR LONG NAP
2006-07-26 14:49:38 · answer #8 · answered by JOHN R H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most obvious answer is probably right. And it is.... Modern Art.
2006-07-26 14:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly I'm not mac giver or else id make bomb out of that some how ! : (
2006-07-26 14:45:28 · answer #10 · answered by cingular11111 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋