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2006-07-26 14:38:19 · 31 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Neither..he is a turtle with alot of explainin' to do to his wife
2006-07-26 16:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's DEAD. A turtle's shell is actually a major part of its skeletal structure.
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2006-07-26 21:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by Spel Chekker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naked
2006-07-26 22:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a naked and homeless turtle...must be cold out on the street
2006-07-26 21:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by Jamie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i guess he would be both homeless and naked but worst of all, he won't be looking good at all, LOL!! Picturing a turtle w/o his shell is so damn funny, maybe he sold it for crack.... LMAO!!!
2006-07-26 21:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Mondell&Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor turtle probably went through divorce court and his spouse got the house (his shell) and everything else. No, I am not bitter...hehe
2006-07-26 21:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has to be both, homeless and naked sign him up for government aid poor fella.
2006-07-26 21:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both
2006-07-26 21:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We should knit him a little sweater or something. And bring him a cardboard box to sleep in.
2006-07-26 21:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess both lol but mostly naked lmao
2006-07-26 21:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by creator_of_heros 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋