If you woke up in the middle of the night and Sicko the Clown was standing at the foot of your bed?

Question

while Boffo was tittering gleefully in a darkened corner...what would you do?

Aw c'mon guys this was supposed to be fun, why're so many talkin bout gettin all rowdy an shootin up the joint? lilbitadevil - u r bonkers.

Answer 1

Change my sheets.

Answer 2

Well I have a 38 in the nightstand, a 44 under the matress, and a pistol grip shot gun nearby not to mention a gun cabinet that has a great selection of guns so I guess they won't be walking out huh?

Answer 3

Swear to myself, right then and there, to never eat pizza, popcorn and a candy apple just before I go to bed, ever again!
Then I'd probably throw up.

Answer 4

YahooGuru2u has a great answer. Me...I have 4 pit bulls. Not a chance!!
Then I'd have to wonder what I ate before I went to bed .( lol)

Answer 5

I would fart in their faces, and go running to the kitchen where I would get the two cakes that I have in my refrigerator, and by the time they came running after me I would put them in their faces lol

Answer 6

Probably throw the nightstand light at them. Screaming What the h*** are you doing here, again?!

Answer 7

I would reach over and slug grandpa grumpy and tell him that his friends got their days and nights mixed up again and to tell them to get the he// home !!!!
*then I would roll over and go back to sleep

Answer 8

I would roll over and tell the Burger King to "Go get em!"

Answer 9

I'd have to give him back the clown shoes I stole from him.

Answer 10

Clowns in your room just ain't funny.

Answer 11

scream my lungs out and try to find a way out of my house fast!