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An old girlfriend called me when her car broke down and asked if I could help her. I didn't feel like it, so I told her that I was deathly ill. As it turns out, she ended up marrying the guy who did help her.

After she was married to this guy, she called me and said she'd like to meet up for lunch to catch up on things. I really didn't feel like it, but I agreed and went to see her. As it turns out, she was living in a duplex owned by her husband's grandmother, who lived in the duplex also. Her husband worked nights, so later on that day, she invited me back. I ended up having sex with her in their marital bed, then I ate the guy's sandwich, drank his beverages, and last but not least, I stole his leather jacket on the way out.

Later that day, I helped a friend paint his garage and got paint on the jacket, so I threw it out. When I thought back on all of this, I laughed hysterically. Is this immoral?

2006-07-26 14:17:40 · 26 answers · asked by stereotypes_are_true 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

26 answers

i think thats brilliant!

u didnt fix her car, so u didnt have to be the one she married and u still got to screw her, got a nice meal, a jacket to paint in and great story to tell at the pub!

dont know about immoral, but definately entertaining

2006-07-26 14:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5 · 0 0

Throwing the leather jacket out without at least trying to get the paint stain removed was very immoral Stereo.

2006-07-27 04:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by brian_hahn_32 3 · 0 0

Hmmmmmmmm..lets see. First, you lied, then you had sex with a married woman, then you arrogantly ate his food and drank his beverages,then you stole his jacket. Dude you answered your own question!

2006-07-26 14:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by debrat 1 · 0 0

The part about you sleeping with the married woman or the part about you stealing the leather jacket?

2006-07-26 14:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by dmc81076 4 · 0 0

If it was reversed and it was your wife, how would you feel?
Yes it is immoral and sick.
Whats the point of stealing the guys jacket? Was it a trophy?
Your a scank and a thief. why brag about it.

2006-07-26 14:25:07 · answer #5 · answered by AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE 3 · 0 0

Why no, sweetheart! You've made all of this up, anyway. And so you should seek help from a professional, as you're sick. And SH--,, let's not forget about the flat tire.

2006-07-26 14:23:48 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 0 0

Wow, your disturbed! Of course that is! Ok the whole sex thing is so wrong but it was her fault too, I just can't get over you STEALING his jacket!
But I don't really believe this story... its too outrageous!

2006-07-26 14:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by fivo72 2 · 0 0

Yes this is very immoral on her part and yours; but you shall and will reap what you sow. Then see who will be laughing HYSTERICALLY!

2006-07-26 14:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by herosedy3 3 · 0 0

LOL how insanely entertaining - i wish i had your luck bub - yes, sure it was a little bit immoral, but no one got hurt right? and you still got the booty.

2006-07-26 14:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL you should write a book on this. The only way this could've been better is if you had pictures! LOL

2006-07-26 14:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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