2006-07-26 14:16:12 · 21 answers · asked by Aaron p 2 in Dining Out ➔ Brazil ➔ Curitiba
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
56 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
312 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 3038 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.
(NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on
February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
2006-07-26 17:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Pastel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as wood chuck chucks if wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-26 21:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by mydragons_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he works at a restraunt that uses wood to cook with he better chuck a lot or he will get fired
2006-07-29 22:13:24 · answer #3 · answered by cozjeanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-07-26 22:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by hyacinth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What do I win?
2006-07-26 21:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Rich M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none caz awood chuck cant chuck wood
2006-07-26 21:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by ashlyn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would at least have to be as HARD as wood for chuck to fuhck.
2006-07-26 21:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by JoJo Pnuckle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as he could before sex time then it will have to wait for a couple of years
2006-07-26 21:22:56 · answer #8 · answered by mimi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll go blind if you chuck your wood that much man, just look'n out for you. It's your life.
2006-07-26 21:22:26 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I've stated before, all the woodchucks in my area speak a strange French dialect, therfore, I've never gotten a straight answer.
2006-07-26 21:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by Jill&Justin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋