i think im crazy!!!!!!!
2006-07-26 13:52:35 · 9 answers · asked by Ah Ha 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Read these to see if you're crazier than you thought!
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony
Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
NOW THAT YOU'VE READ THEM, ARE YOU STILL CRAZY? There're more sickos out there than you can count.
IF YES, SEE A HEADSHRINKER... pronto!
2006-07-26 14:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is a test.
If you don't know who put those 8 great tomatoes in that itty bitty can, then you are definitely as crazy as a bed-bug.
2006-07-26 21:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by Paul I 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok but how can we help you if we dont know what's wrong?? i say if you really think you are crazy go to a phycologist. ty for 2 points lol
2006-07-26 20:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by ultihorse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crazy people dont ask if they are crazy
2006-07-26 20:57:48 · answer #4 · answered by frosteatsfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about psych meds taken as prescribed?
-signed,
Not Too Tightly Wrapped
2006-07-26 21:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Scandalous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join Hezbollah, they are all crazy, you will fit right in.
2006-07-26 20:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think you are i KNOW you are,lol.Seek professional help!
2006-07-26 20:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by ~♡~Moon Goddess~♡~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, you are.
2006-07-26 20:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-07-26 20:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by bigboi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋