Don:
Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?
Napoleon:
I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
Don:
Did you shoot any?
Napoleon:
Yes, like 50 of 'em. They kept tryin' to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don:
What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon:
A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?
2006-07-26 13:05:27 · 14 answers · asked by Cherokee 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
This is my favorite. And the slapping scene.
2006-07-26 13:12:43 · answer #1 · answered by roxy81492 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State.
2006-07-26 20:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by azrael226 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cant do the Pedro accent over the internet!!
Pedro:
Im gonna build her a cake or sumting!
~~ o ~~
Pedro:
Vote for Pedro and all of your wildest dreams wil come tru.
~~ o ~~
Uncle Rico:
Back in my day i could throw a pigskin a mile away!
2006-07-26 21:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grandmother- Napoleon make yourself a dang queadilla
2006-07-26 22:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gonzales#51♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the teacher said something and then they started doing the sign language thing!
2006-07-26 20:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tina - come get some ham
2006-07-26 20:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think it was "This movie is by (some compnay) in the credits at the end.
lol
2006-07-26 20:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by clomtancy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom goes to college!
2006-07-26 20:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by maxpowers_84 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats on of my favorites probably the best
2006-07-26 20:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by Steven T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
do the chickens have large talons?
Large talons?
found this and though of you guys!!!
well funny!
Nick
2006-07-26 20:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by Stickman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋