Mine is from Lenny:
"Ah! My eye! I'm not suppose to get pudding in it!"
2006-07-26 12:22:45 · 25 answers · asked by Jasmijn H 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Moe in lie detector test. (who shot mr. burns episode)
Police:did you have any grudge against Mongomery Burns
Moe:No (buzz) Alright maybe I did but I didnt shoot him
I swear(beep)
Police:Checks out. Ok sir you are free to go.
Moe:Good, coz I got a hot date tonight. (lie detector buzz)
A date (buzz). Dinner with friend(buzz) Dinner alone(buzz)
Watching tv alone (buzz) Alright! Im gonna sit down and ogle the ladies in there Victoria Secret catalog (buzz)
(Shamefully) Sears catalog (beep) Now will you unhook me please, I dont deserve this kind of snabby treatment (buzz).
2006-07-26 12:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by daydream♥believer 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
During the opening credits of an old Halloween show, they went past a series of graveyard headstones. One was marked: Casper, the Friendly Boy
2006-07-26 19:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EAT MA SHORTS! - Bart
DUH- Homer
Excellent - Burns
Aww- Homer/ Everyone eles in the show
2006-07-26 19:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by frank w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
2006-07-26 19:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marge doesn't want Homer keeping a gun in the house and tells him to get rid of it. He tries to hide it but Marge finds it and Homer says, "But Marge, I swear to you, I never thought you'd find out!"
2006-07-26 19:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by MrsTee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer- Every time I learn something new, it pushes some of the old stuff out.
2006-07-26 19:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by audone17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When areosmith was on it:
Steven Tyler- ARE U READY TO ROCK ST LOUIS???
Joe Perry- Steve, we're in Springdale now
Steve-,Oh, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK ST LOUIS???
2006-07-26 19:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by Simms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(homer throws pudding at carl)
What r u doing man thats Carl!!!!
and
definatley homer's gilggle, i laugh so much at that.
2006-07-26 19:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Reptar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" --Homer Simpson
2006-07-26 19:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by Spike 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"now i,ve heard everything,unlike you"-Homer in the episode where Bart loses his hearing.
2006-07-26 19:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by jonasnltlover86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋