Its my dying wish
2006-07-26 12:21:47 · 16 answers · asked by DesertGirlie 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
I had just started dating this girl,and she invited me to a party at her parents house.they were out of town.I got so drunk,we ended up in her bed,I passed out,next thing I remember I woke up about 4am,covered in p.the bed was soaked,and she was missing.I panicked,brought all the sheets down to the basement,washed and dried them,flipped the mattress and put the sheets back on,and I never saw her again.All I want to know is was she still in bed with me when it happened?
2006-07-26 12:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
ok, when i was in middle school, i was new to that school actually, it was my third day and i was still nervous, so i was going down the stairs in a hurry because the bell was about to ring, and i tripped and rolled to the end of the stairs, it was awful, and some guy he was at the top, he was like, are you ok down there?..i was like sure, but i was so freaking sore, anyway, a week later, and it happened again, guess what?...the guy was there again, he just said "hmm"
2006-07-26 19:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Meow♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had radiation treatments and a fly landed on my A_s and I wasnt aloud to move, doctor had to shew it off for me. After that everytime I went back for a treatment they would ask me if I wanted to wiggle my A_s first before they started.
2006-07-26 19:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um maybe back when they made soda in 16 oz glass bottles. i got one from the convenience store, went outside and slipped on some oil. i fell down, and busted the bottle and i was covered in glass and bleeding.
hey joe, u shouldnt be embarassed to go to church. the lord would not be happy to hear that.
2006-07-26 19:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by kandylane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was at a party , All I saw was a hot blonde hair and a nice butt.. I went up to her a copped a feel,then realized it was my girlfriends mother.... She was wearing the same size jeans and brand of my girlfriend.
2006-07-26 19:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking home from high school one day and had a white skirt on. I was getting all these beeps and honks and was starting to think I was hot stuff until I came home and realized I started my " . "
It pays to be humble, let me tell ya!
2006-07-26 19:25:59 · answer #6 · answered by evonne i 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bent over and picked up my girlfriend to carry her over the threshold (Playingly). Just as I did a big loud fart came out.
2006-07-26 19:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Bingo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was in the store and i bumped into johnny depp and i kinda gave him a glare and walked away. and later found out it was him but he forgave me and now were friends. i have his email and we keep in touch. he told me all about the third pirates of the caribbean. i cant wait. i might be in the 4th!! oops i shouldnt have said that
2006-07-26 19:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by rockergrl202 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once got caught making sweet love to my blow up sheep, the store was actually out of sheep so I had to buy a ram. SO when I was caught they thought I was gay. It was horrible.
2006-07-26 19:26:16 · answer #9 · answered by Timovgod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I went with my friends to MacDonalds(I was treating) and found that I had forgotten my wallet back home. My friends paid and I paid them back later.
2006-07-26 19:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋