Chocolate!
My reasons are below.
Reasons why chocolate is better than sex
* You can GET chocolate.
* "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
* Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
* The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
* You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
* Good chocolate is easy to find.
* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
* With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
2006-07-26 12:43:54
·
answer #1
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
2⤋
Chocolate
2006-07-26 11:53:16
·
answer #2
·
answered by Michelle 5
·
0⤊
0⤋
Chocolate
2006-07-26 11:53:06
·
answer #3
·
answered by sunny 3
·
0⤊
0⤋
Chocolate
2006-07-26 11:52:54
·
answer #4
·
answered by motleycfan 3
·
0⤊
0⤋
Vanilla
2006-07-26 15:27:01
·
answer #5
·
answered by fairylover512ok 1
·
0⤊
0⤋
I believe I am in the distinct minority as I prefer vanilla to chocolate. I don't even like milk chocolate, but I do love dark chocolate. Vanilla ice cream with chocolate cake (or brownies, etc.) is the best, so I guess it's a push in that sense.
Baby, you are talking food, right?
2006-07-26 12:15:53
·
answer #6
·
answered by dex9753 1
·
0⤊
0⤋
Vanilla
2006-07-26 12:02:40
·
answer #7
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
Chocolate!!:)
2006-07-26 11:55:03
·
answer #8
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
vanilla with chocolate on it
2006-07-26 11:54:02
·
answer #9
·
answered by wil_t52 6
·
0⤊
0⤋
Chocolate (food)
2006-07-26 12:29:01
·
answer #10
·
answered by lavatts 1
·
0⤊
0⤋