No its not a man...it's a green insect (6 legs) with red stripes and red antennae sticking out. its the size of my head, and has bendy back legs. Argh! it jumps! Argh! Is it a grasshopper? what is it?
Do you think it's poisonous? :-(
Help me!
2006-07-26 11:38:05 · 18 answers · asked by bOb 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
do we get praying mantiseseses in the UK? In London!?!
2006-07-26 11:53:39 · update #1
whats a gregor samsa?
2006-07-26 12:13:50 · update #2
The size of your head??? Call the news and cash in! That's one heckuva bug you've got there!
2006-07-26 13:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by carmilysmom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like it could be a gregor samsa...you wouldn't have a missing brother, would you? Maybe it's someone elses.
2006-07-26 19:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by QED 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, simmer down. You've just fallen into a Dr. Seuss parallel universe. Recite some rhyming poetry, you'll be fine.
2006-08-01 17:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, so your little brother decided to rent a crocodile suit from the toy store to scare you a bit. Give him the $50 you promised him last year to go to the movies. OK?
2006-08-03 17:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by Boaz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my QUICK QUICK Change the bedding and throw it away. Man what an awlful thought yuck
2006-07-31 18:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is your repressed sexual tendencies manifested in hysterical symptoms. Someone call Dr. Freud!
2006-07-26 19:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by wehwalt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell so that's were my pet has gone to
just tickle his antennas and call him red he will behave just don't feed him after midnight
i will be round for him some dark and stormy night
2006-08-03 13:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck...and you counted his legs??6 legs, red stripes...and so on..RUN!!!find a stick or a shoe..and smash his head..eww..it's really disgusting..!!
2006-08-03 18:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by gothik4metal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wierd...probably some type of grasshopper cousin
2006-07-26 19:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poke it. Then Scream, and Run.
2006-07-26 19:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by redd_apples 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋