50/50 because there's apart of me that does and there's apart of me that does
2006-07-26 11:35:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yup, we're living in it right now!!!
War, poverty, famine, murder, etc etc
2006-07-26 11:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by lil_miz_korey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things are getting better down there.
New Rules In Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand Gays!"
The Devil smiles at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-26 20:15:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I do not belive in hell the place Satan lives. Satan was made up by the Christians and in the bible. I am no worshiper of either however it is hotter than hell out side, LOL!!!
2006-07-26 19:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I believe in Hell, Heaven, the Bible...the whole 9 yards.
2006-07-26 18:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my dear, it's called child birth. Now, if you're talking about the fiery place where Satan supposedly lives, then I would have to say absolutely not. I happen to know for a fact that Satan is my sister-in-law and she lives in Texas. MAYBE TEXAS IS HELL!!!!!
2006-07-29 01:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by Tea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, but I believe that hell isn't just some place with flames and brimestone, I think it's the way you feel about doing the wrong things. Hell is what you make it.
2006-07-26 18:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by odd duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
you said part of me that does and there's a part of me that does! so where's the 50/50? Ha ha!
2006-07-26 18:38:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought we were living in it ever since George W. Bush took over in 2001.
2006-07-26 19:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by dex9753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better believe It. The only reason I don't Kill my neighbors is cause I know I would spend eternity with them.
2006-07-26 21:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by tensnut90_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an idea it's the core of the earth.
2006-07-26 18:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by oceansoflight777 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I don't. I don't believe in Heaven either.
2006-07-26 18:44:17 · answer #11 · answered by Peace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋