What are some cute quotes?!?!?

Question

Okay I need a cute quote to put on one of my sites Give me one that is short though...please!

Umm..there ARE some good ones already but can you put like more girly ones??

Answer 1

"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." - Yogi Berra

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." - Vlade Divac, Basketball player

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." - Sign in Budapest Zoo

"Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate."
-David Warner, Wild Palms

"There's no "I" in S-L-U-T, but there is a "U"

"Each of us represents a star in heaven.
Sometimes we shine with the rest,
sometimes we twinkle alone and
sometimes, when we least expect it,
we make someone’s dreams come true"

Love isn't what makes the world go round, it just makes the ride worth while"

*I'll be nice*
*I'll be naughty*
*I'll be anything if you call me a hottie*

I'm not the average girl from your video
and I ain't built like a supermodel
But, I Learned to love myself unconditionally
Because I am a queen
I'm not the average girl from your video
My worth is not determined by the price of my clothes
No matter what I'm wearing I will always be the one and only me

Answer 2

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-ER


"Every now and then we find a special friend, who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time you fall, you're the best friend that I've found."
-Jordan Hill - "Remember Me This Way"

Answer 3

Reach for the moon...that way if you fall you always land in the stars!

Answer 4

Make new friends but keep the old
One is silver
the other is gold

Answer 5

Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.

Answer 6

No pedesrtians allowed? I'll let you know if I see one.

Answer 7

Happiness is like pissing yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!

Virginity like bubble, one prick and all gone.

~El-Matto

Answer 8

the greates thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return....

Answer 9

Quotes and Such

Unknown
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

W.C. Fields
"There's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender."

Ex-Fireman
"At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."

Popular Mechanics, 1949
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

Unknown
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want mustard with that?"

Jack Handy
...Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like...

Unknown
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Unknown
With proper diet, rest, and exercise a healthy body will last a lifetime.

Edward Flaherty
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

A Conformist
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standards of nonconformity.
"Consumer's Guide", Sears, Roebuck and Co. (1897)

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
- Bill Vaughan


AND FOR THE GIRLY SIDE....

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so! that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Answer 10

sixty percent of the time, it works every time.


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