who really knows the story???
2006-07-26 11:12:55 · 27 answers · asked by cheyenne. thats it. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Colonel Saunders was chasing it
2006-07-26 11:17:03 · answer #1 · answered by angelpockets 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
2006-07-26 18:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was to get to the ther side. Why does anyone cross the street?
2006-07-26 18:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by Katy B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to run away from the farmer's wife. The same one that cut off the tails of the 3 blind mice.
2006-07-26 18:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by aprilc232 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get a job. the road was the border of mexico and usa.
2006-07-26 18:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by hot mama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he actually didn't, the continental plates actually just suddenly moved 30 feet and by the time it was over, he was somehow on the other side of the street
2006-07-26 21:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by b89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to find out which came first. the chicken or the egg?
2006-07-26 18:15:49 · answer #7 · answered by davlvsevie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to buy brown eggs from the chicken mart.
2006-07-26 18:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
2006-07-26 18:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, I can't top Bri Bri's answer. That may be the best answer to any question I've ever read. Bri Bri will you marry me?
2006-07-26 18:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋