California department of transportation,(CalTrans)
A typical day on highway construction goes as follows:
5-6am set up traffic cones.
6-6:30am stand with hands in pockets till it's your turn for 5 minutes.
6:30-7am break time
7-9am try to get shovel to stand on it's own while waiting for your 5 minute work interval.
9-9:30am lunch time.
9:30-10am easin' back into observer mode.
10-12pm watching someone who really wants to work take 4 out of your 6, 5 minute shifts.
12-12:30pm break time.
12:30-1pm sit in truck with motor running and air conditioner on,admiring all the work that didn't get done.
1-2pm pick up cones.
2pm miller time!
This is a typical 9 hour shift,so you also have earned 1 hour of overtime.Total time spent "WORKING" around 2 hours.
The worst part is this is pretty close to the truth!
2006-07-27 01:34:54
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answered by grandeweso1 2
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Slacker Jobs
2016-10-20 07:14:15
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answered by ? 4
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man people are so judgemental (ROSETTA STONED), there's no way she's an Austinite.
Whole Foods Market is a great place to work, great benefits, great people working and shoppin there.
I was a valet car parker at The Heart Hospital of Austin for a while, and it was pretty easy, not to mention rewarding, helping out older people with heart problems.
If it was me, I'd try to find an easy job working for a local college, maybe Austin Community College would be a perfect match for any slacker job prospect, and hello cute girls everywhere.
2006-07-27 08:37:19
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answered by chrisgintexas 3
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go work at a tanning salon, bar, boutique on sixth st.
Rosette Stoned, Id like to stone you senseless, shut the****up. He could be a student for all you know that just needs a simple job. Why are you such a *****?
2006-07-27 10:24:40
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answered by lizzy*lou 2
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Bicycle courier. Starbucks barista. Kinko's clerk.
2006-07-26 10:37:50
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answered by Michael P 1
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Be a door greeter at Wal Mart.
2006-07-26 18:50:10
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answered by Terri D 3
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Work in a college library, tourist t-shirt shop, wal-mart, or become a secretary
2006-07-26 10:40:08
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answered by LizzieBeth 3
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try getting a union job or a government it is difficult to get rid of you and you can get away with substandard work
2006-07-26 10:39:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Hotel night porter is the pinnacle of anti achievement in this field.
Bicycle courier! doesn't get it does he!
2006-07-26 10:37:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Run for congress.
2006-07-26 10:39:43
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answered by Anonymous
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