"What? Friends listen to endless love in the dark..."
2006-07-26 10:43:43
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answer #1
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answered by ? 5
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"The price is wrong, *****."
-Adam Sandler
Or what about this one?
"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."
-Adam Sandler
Or this one:
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up."
-Ben Stiller
This one:
"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ***."
-Adam Sandler
For the hockey people:
"That's my puck, baby, don't you ever touch my puck."
-Adam Sandler
2006-07-26 10:33:55
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answer #2
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answered by JoSh - mtspknwildcat 2
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Oh my gosh, I have seen this movie a bazillion times and know it word by word. Adam Sandler is soooo funny!! I like all of the following and more:
" I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast" -Shooter
"You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?" - Happy
"No"-Shooter
" Can I have a warm glass of milk, it helps put me to sleep"-grandma
"You can have a warm glass of shut the hell up, You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, your in my world now grandma"-Stiller
So many funny times! Would list all if I had all day! lol
2006-07-26 10:57:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
2006-07-26 10:39:58
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answer #4
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answered by dfmodena 2
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From the old chinese lady "Hey you don't want breakfast?".
Kinda sick and really funny....till the night closes in
Happy soaking wet on the golf course at night......
"Hey you seen Shooter?"
"No why?"
"Oh i just need to beat the living p*** outta him."
I like that one too.
2006-07-26 11:04:41
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answer #5
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answered by drexl100 3
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well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say ...
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... he has a 5 year plan ... what is it, don't die?
... hey, old man river, zip it or I will break your hip ...
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... ta ta ta todaaaaaaay, junior ...
... so what's this I hear you were doing laundry with my sister? ... she said we were doing laundry together? Where I come from, we call that doing the hibidy dibity ...
... soooo hot, want to touch the heiny, ooooooo ...
The Price is wrong beep!
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2006-07-26 10:35:40
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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The price is wrong Biittchh
2006-07-26 10:34:08
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Son of a b itch ball. Why didn't you just go home? That's your home. Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white a ss ball!
2006-07-26 10:36:44
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answer #8
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answered by D J 2
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Goddammit I hate that Bob Barker.
2006-07-26 10:34:03
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answer #9
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answered by schatg 2
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You little son of a biitch ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASSS BALL!
2006-07-26 10:35:45
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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I was just looking for the other half of this bottle...oh there it is...and there's some over there...
2006-07-26 10:35:55
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answer #11
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answered by Anthony S 4
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