2006-07-26 10:19:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
There once were 2 women, one a conserve, the other a lib.
They got along so famously, that they couldn't understand
all the nastiness between the 2 political parties. So, one day, they decided to go to DC & show them how it was done, with
fairness, understanding & laughter.
No one in Washington got it, but, utimately, a new party was
formed. Unexpectly, to the politicans, the new party was a hit.
At the next election, one woman was elected Queen & the
other, Princess. Laws were abolished where needed - & there
was no more war. Everyone had a job & no one received a
million dollar pension after 6 months of service.
The average work week was 4 days, with 4 weeks vacation.
Everyone danced to great music, smoked, drank girly drinks &
beer & had a great time on their days off.
Then the 2 women woke up in their Chevy Beretta & cried &
cried because they both had to wake up from having the
same awesome dream.
But, much to their surprise, the great Japanese dancer,
Taka Hero, found them looking sad, took them dancing &
everyone lived happily ever. The End.
How was that? Anyone see Mimi? I'm still looking for her.
2006-07-29 18:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Nothing I could say would be as good as lilibuggs answer. I saw a commercial for an episode of Dr. Phil about a woman who slaps her husband around, you could try that. Can your hubby take a punch? Lol.
2006-07-27 23:31:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh you could tell the story of a young girl (you perhaps0 who was told on the Internet that she was pregnant so went out and bought baby stuff did the nursery but never had the baby. turns out that you cannot take a electronic pregnancy test via the computer but she DID NOT know that and waisted 9 months of her life by not drinking or smoking and waiting for Jr to arrive. the scares are deep. i bet you could even get a baby with a sad story like that.
2006-07-27 11:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about Dr. Phil but I learned the term "bare back" on Oprah the other day. Isn't it Springer that your neck of the woods is aiming for?
2006-07-27 06:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Share the wealth, sister! We both have stories that will make us rich on Dr. Phil! Especially the one about your daughter threatening to kick my dad's butt.
2006-07-27 01:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, just tell a story about a girl who was adored in her home town, got more sex, drugs and rock and roll than a prisioner, then you helped her move to Utah where there is nothing but sheep farms......... enjoy your free stuff!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-26 17:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by KatGotHerTongue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the story about how some woman stole your 'look' and got famous when you are the original Mimi!!! =))
2006-07-29 23:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by MAK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you write in about how in love you are with a puppet! All you think about all day is Bent stuff! hehehehahahahah
2006-07-27 16:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by Bent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you get free stuff, if you know a good story??
2006-07-26 17:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by georgie g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the story of your life, honey...there's nothing more pathetic than you
2006-07-27 00:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋