what would you do if you woke up with a penis? be honest
2006-07-26 09:32:28 · 26 answers · asked by clownluv♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
i would play with it alll day i want to know wat the big deal is with male mastur. If my hubby was bi i would probably bend him over but he's not so all i could do is play with it, oh and pee in the air hehehehehe okay but on a more mature level i would play with it and hop around and watch it move
he just told me to get that bend him over idea out my head cuz its not happening lol
2006-07-26 09:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by cherrybc032000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would probably end up in prison after a day of having a penis. I'd be sticking it in everything I could get my hands on.
2006-07-26 16:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by Yeah, Toast! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be stunned into stupidity. I would freak honestly. Probably be screaming all over the place. That should be a good excuse to start cussing and using every profanity I know.
2006-07-26 16:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by dsd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd play with it, and see what all that jacking off hype is about. Then I'd find a girl that would do me. I'd be the hottest b i t c h with a dong.
No really I'd go straight to the hospital. I'd think I was freaking crazy. But that would be after I played with it.
2006-07-26 16:38:51 · answer #4 · answered by Q~T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, i know im a guy but girls having a penis is alot of responsibilty. make sure to read the penis manual.
2006-07-26 16:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Carpe Diem (Seize The Day) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're serious, right?
OK then, if that happened to me, the first thing I'd do is pee - isn't that what you guys do?
The second thing I'd do is run outside and pee on every tree I found - just like guys do.
The third thing I'd do is get on a sex change list immediately because I'd rather sit down to tinkle and I'd like to wear dresses without being laughed at...
2006-07-26 16:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Jack 0ff.
2. Pee standing up
3. Admire self in mirror at massive size.
4. Get a blow j0b.
5. Have @nal sex (wouldn't be hurting me, why not!)
2006-07-26 16:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by tigersun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, after the shock wears off I'd name it..then make my hair and body look the part of a man,,,then go hunt down some women to hump a while..=)
2006-07-26 16:37:51 · answer #8 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cry... then act like a 13 year old boy who just discovered lotion and a locked bathroom door.
2006-07-26 16:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by ma_zila 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explore a multitude of possibilities.
2006-07-26 16:50:49 · answer #10 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋