2006-07-26 09:00:19 · 27 answers · asked by ruth c 2 in Health ➔ Women's Health
Work his 'deposit' into the grain, not only will it strengthen the wood, it should give it a really nice finish.
2006-07-26 09:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Although his leg isn't false, wait until he is good and asleep and straddle his knee and go to town and see how he likes it. I mean he probably will, because, hey, he is a guy, but maybe he will get the picture. Also, you could always take your leg completely off before bed and that may be a big hint that you are tired of him pleasuring himself over your leg. I have had this problem for years with my husband and it is alot more common than people think, it is just that most people are not as brave as you to come forward and talk about it. Props to you for bringing this to light. You are indeed a hero. Can I have the 10 points??????? please!!!!!!!!! :0)
2006-07-26 17:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by whatshername 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Can you post a picture somewhere? So does he tell you he did it, or do you just notice that it's all sticky in the morning?
I advise you to get new leg, a man's leg, and see if he keeps doing it. Hopefully he'll stop.
2006-07-26 16:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
False legs are excellent to hit sb with. It's just a suggestion.
2006-07-27 04:01:57 · answer #4 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have stern words with tha mad head! one it will stink of cheese in the morning and two its you who is missing out on his yummy stuff!!!there is an element of territorial behaviour but I personally would be offended and alarmed by it.nah dump tha crank babe ya will find a man who will hump you n not your false leg tha div
2006-07-26 16:26:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop him like a hot brick....
You have to ask yourself is he going out with you because he likes you or because he had a false leg fetish, I think you know the answer to that one.
2006-07-26 16:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by magpyre 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ditch the boyfriend
2006-07-26 16:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by mise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately a contender for the "How daft can these questions get" category.
2006-07-26 16:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by Raymo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? I can't tell lol
Well if you are I would buy a double bed for him and your leg.
If not great question lol
2006-07-27 09:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by ♪ GOTH CHICK♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him a wanking back
2006-07-26 16:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by rosie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋