You never see them again ~ don't ask!!!
No 2nd cousins or garbage like that. That's cheating!
2006-07-26 08:56:50 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll pay $2 million for children :)
2006-07-26 09:02:04 · update #1
both my siblings for half of the money, i still make out, my sister is 9 cha ching!
2006-07-27 06:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by Y!um 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Hell yes I would! Here is a list:
My evil uncle who put my grandma in a nursing home, sold her house took all her money..
My Dad, I love him but he really doesn't care so I'll take the money.
All my cousins on my dad's side. They are real jerks. Can I get a million EACH? There are three.
Okay that's about it. I'm not shallow, I just know a good deal when I see it.
2006-07-26 16:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by art-nerd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think trading relatives is biblical. I've two brothers I'd gladly sell either one into slavery for one million dollars to a band of camel vendors in the desert. If they'd give me another million I'd give them my other brother my parents won't miss him I'm their favorite. I'd adjust to life as the only son quickly, more toys for me.
2006-07-26 16:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would trade my grandmother. She's always ragging me about something - very negative, and she talks about people behind their backs constantly. I mean, she'll be nice to you while you're in the room, and then the second you leave, she'll turn to the person sitting next to her and go, "You know, she has gained so much weight since I saw her last, and she was cheating on her husband, and I bet she's smoking crack and whoring herself, too."
2006-07-26 16:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by Julia L. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends what will happen to them. My sister is darn annoying but I don't wish her, well okay I don't wish her too much harm. Now my cousin Mike, I'd trade him in half a heart beat for $500K
2006-07-26 16:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by Lydi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have several. Will you pay a million per? Man, I'll never have to buy a lottery ticket again!
2006-07-26 16:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by Nightwalker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm good question. I'm sure I could pick one. Maybe my dad. He was never a good dad anyway. My sister? Shes a major brat! Ummm, I'm up to two million now. Can I keep going?
2006-07-26 15:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by dolphin2253 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my aunt's on my mom's side. She thinks she is the $hi!. She thinks everyone is supposed 2 cater 2 her. She wants 2 have all the attention and is quick and i do mean quick 2 put others down.
2006-07-26 16:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Roach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you said trade for a million and i say i will give you a million if you can take my relatives and please dont ever bring those clowns back. other than my immediate familay i could care less about the rest of the family and wish i could never see them again.
2006-07-26 16:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by mack j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I would
And I will make you a deal, I will take half a million if you take my uncle. OR better, $1 million for both uncle and Aunt.... ok, just to make it sweeter, I give a cousin as a free gift.
Tell me your address, I will mail them to you. I will fly them to you just to be safe. I accept Paypal, personnal cheque or cash.
*Will deliver as soon as payment received*
2006-07-26 16:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by Lucas C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is this cousin who thinks I owe him. Actually, he thinks I was brought into this world to make it easier for his existance. Ill trade him for free. No. Maybe Ill pay you to delete all memory of him from my head.
2006-07-26 16:13:14 · answer #11 · answered by Balozi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋