I'm in a need of a laugh
2006-07-26 08:55:30 · 13 answers · asked by dullguyFun 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
just joking
2006-07-26 08:56:24 · update #1
Two nuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A battery cable walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "OK, but don't start anything."
A string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve strings in here." So the string goes out and twists himself up and gets run over by a car. The string goes back in the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string I just threw out?" The string answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
2006-07-26 16:11:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How can you tell Ronald McDonald at the nudist beach? He's the one with sesame seed buns.
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless
Have you heard of the new Ken doll? It's called "Child support Ken"...but it can't be found.
2006-07-26 16:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by crazymomma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want a good laugh, just look at George Bush and Tony Blair, what an act.
2006-07-26 15:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
2006-07-26 15:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by I ♥ Maximum Ride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes to see a Doctor and says,
"Hey doc there is a spot on my forehead right in the middle what is it."
The Doctor says,
"Ah, I have some bad news you will have a penis growing from your forehead in a couple of days."
"You mean doc that I am going to wake up and look in the mirror and see a dick."
"No your your balls will be in the way."
2006-07-26 16:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by animalmother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
yes
Then you better go let him out!!
hahahaa
2006-07-26 15:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by pumpmar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is going to announce sometime today: END of US presence in IRAQ as of now.....
LOL
2006-07-26 15:59:45 · answer #7 · answered by Affu Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
J.KErry as president thats a J.KE( to repulicans i guess)
2006-07-26 15:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was your father a thief?
well it look so because he stole the stars from the sky and put it in your eyes.
2006-07-26 16:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by snow_flakes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your face hahhahhahahahahahahah!
2006-07-26 15:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by Rj7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋