2006-07-26 08:03:08 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
#1: Wise up, you're a complete idiot when you get that drunk
#2: That wasn't your wife
#3: I'm not upset, just questioning your judgement
#4: I was gonna divorce her anyway
#5: You last touched it ... you bought it !
#6: Whew ... I'm glad I don't have to put up with her anymore
#7: Yeah, I wish you better luck with her than I had
#8: So after she dumps you, we can still go out for beers right ?
#9: It's OK with me, but don't do that kind of thing at the office Christmas party, OK ? Just some professional advice
#10: I think X&SPAM is sexier than I thought ... hum ...
2006-07-26 20:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
NO NEED FOR TOO MUCH DAMAGE CONTROL!!!
Tell your wife, honestly, that you have been around and seen what's out there, and still your CHOOSE HER above all others.
Then tell her that you are still so into her that you would choose her again, and again, over all others.
Maybe you got drunk and stupid, but even with all the hotties at the bar, you PICKED HER....
Make it a game. It sounds like it's your fantasy to pick her up at a bar, bring her home, and make love to her (So son't drink too much). Tell her to have someone drop her off there and you can pick her up and take her home.
Sounds like fun, doesn't it? How can she argue with that? Married people forget to date and do things to keep each other interested (like when they were dating).
SO GO WITH IT!
Best of luck.!
2006-07-26 08:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by pandora the cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to the bar tonight, get drunk again, and this time make sure you pick your wife up. Do it right.
2006-07-26 08:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by Sausage Fingers™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute if I ever get married I hope my husband still tries to pick me up at the bar
2006-07-26 08:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by patricia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to pick up your wife right before you! I had to go to the hospital with a broken back trying to!
2006-07-26 08:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by ready4it45 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol guy, i will no longer help yet chortle. you mustn't do this on your spouse though, in case you hate her you mustn't have married her contained in the first position. Get out of the courting first, beforehand you pass on yet another woman challenge. Afterwards, per chance you'll tie your shoelaces proper and pass to a a range of of bar and attempt back. a guy can purely attempt, haha.
2016-10-15 05:52:56 · answer #6 · answered by warrenfeltz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what you mean. My wife is driving me to drink. Should I let her come in the bar and join me? Did you ask her for her sign?
2006-07-27 04:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not put yourself in that situation again. do not allow yourself to be so inebriated that you are without your senses. Know your limit and stay in it. I would also make a point to stay away from bars for a while and let her know that due to this situation you are doing this because the relationship with her is that important to you. show that you are putting value to her feelings. Good luck! You certainly have your hands full with this one!
2006-07-26 08:11:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with patricia.....if my hubby picked me up in a bar, drunk as a skunk, i would take that and cherish it. even being drunk i can still be the most sexy thing in that bar! my comment really wont help you though, flowers, her fav perfume, or a whole body massage might work. just lower your head, keep trudging thru life and answer when she yells, hey! A**hole! keep sucking up and win her back over.......
2006-07-26 08:14:05 · answer #9 · answered by justonemore_25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What needs fixing? Wife? Back? Your various fractured bones after she wupped yer @ss? There's a free spay & neuter clinic a block away that will fix everything! ;-)
2006-07-26 10:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋