Who will be the next president of the US?

Answer 1

Mullah Omar and his VP will be Pat Robertson

Answer 2

In my opinion, contrary to popular belief, a republican will be the next president, if the general public will wake up and realize that what they hear on the general news is liberal garbage. The left winged media pushed their ideology on a nation that should be based on fact not opinion. Democrats have to plan for the future, all they can do is come up with reasons why republican agendas are wrong. Until the day comes when they can come up with an idea on their own, they will not win... Unless again, the media brainwashes ignorant voters who form their decisions on opinions. The democrats will probably run Hillary Clinton, yet the world is not ready for another clinton. Bill did nothing to help the US, and may be responsible for our current state of war. He cut funding to the military, and did not catch Osama when he had the chance. He ran from conflict, and in the end handed Bush an economic recession. Hillary is the exact same. She is just double talking right now, to try to sway impartial republicans. Also did anyone know that they did find Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq??? Bet you did not hear about that on the liberal media. It was pretty recent, and kills the whole John Kerry Excuse even though he still uses it. John McCaine might get the nomination, however, he is pretty left wing... Even though he is a "Republican" (in name only).

Answer 3

A democrat. Why anyone earning LESS than a million dollars a year would vote for a republican, is beyond me. With their LOW income, a person couldn't even influence a republican city councilman, much less a congressman, senator, or president; and you certainly wouldn't get a tax cut!
Of course, if you like war, corruption and an an aristocratic form of government, by all means, cast your LAST vote for the bible thumpers who have forgotten that "the love of money is the root of ALL evil."

Answer 4

Me.

I am the founder of the SPLATT (short for Stop PLATe Tectonics) political party. Our platform is shaky. It's to eliminate earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and tsunamis.

Our mascot: the flatworm

Theme songs: "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Whole Lot of Shaking Going On", "I Fell the Earth Move Under My Feet", "Hunka Burning Love", "Ebb Tide", "Surfin’ USA", “Catch a Wave”

Energy saving device: Lava Lamps

Favorite food, breakfast: squash pancakes
Favorite food, lunch: tile fish
Favorite food, supper: plank steak
Snack food: Pizza

I hope I didn’t make an ash of myself ~<{:-)]#

Answer 5

John Hagelin

Answer 6

McCain should be our president right now. He was way ahead in the polls when Dubya spent $40,000,000 trashing him in smear ads.

I would vote for McCain again. If not McCain, then Edwards or whoever is the more moderate candidate running.

Answer 7

Anyone besides Hilary Clinton

Answer 8

Either Condoleeza Rice, Hiliary Clinton, Colen Powell, or Rudy Giuliani, or my wife.

Answer 9

Howard Stern with Baba Booey as the VP.

Answer 10

Jeb Bush

Answer 11

Oprah Winfrey: