wants smaller sausages for the barbecue this weekend. Do you think that she'll get pissed if I don't return them and get smaller ones?
2006-07-26 07:52:27 · 18 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Chances are good, you should return them for smaller ones.
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2006-07-27 05:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Nikki 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unless it is more than 36 inches long and 6 inches in diameter, its no big deal if you know how to use it. It is a matter of preparing the table of course and the table manners. You would not of course fed it to your wife or any girl for that matter, directly in full. Bit by bit, slowly but surely, and surely it will fit in. Just as you prepare your mouth before you eat anything, so shall the other end be prepared to accept your gigantic sausage.
2006-07-26 15:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by yulnores 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The smaller ones just fall through the grill gates and burn to a crisp. Not even a little toy poodle could do anything with them. You never throw back a good gigantic sausage. Keep it! Make it hot and juicy and enjoy it yourself if no one else will. If your wife's unhappy, let her go find her own little sausages. That's what I always say, shoot.
2006-07-26 14:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by shannonlilia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like my sausages big. But since your wife doesn't, then maybe you should return them for smaller ones.
2006-07-27 09:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by SweetPea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sausage is a sausage, isn't it.? But I think the big sausage is better than small, more the get your teeth into, not burnt and dried out.
2006-07-26 15:00:19 · answer #5 · answered by meiseau 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put the GIGANTIC one in the freezer for another time. go get the smaller ones. Your wife will probably enjoy several smaller ones rather than that gigantic THING!
2006-07-26 14:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by tweetymay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a bigger problem than you thought.all women like a big sausages.the problem is that they have only eaten small sausages all their lives.give her a chance to try the big sausage first.if it is prepared properly, after she does try it she may want more of it.it works the same with penis's by the way.
2006-07-26 15:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by curtismarsch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the smaller ones for the BBQ, and keep the gigantic one for the next time you have sex!
2006-07-26 14:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only you know your wife, will she get pissed? If the answer is yes get small ones in addition to the big ones that way you cant go wrong!
2006-07-26 14:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by buggyroo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha thats a good one! Chop the gigantic one into smaller pieces hey presto! problem solved;)
2006-07-26 15:00:01 · answer #10 · answered by Nikki Rox 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋