The Christian coalition president told me that the boys in the White House and the US congress were making sure that my place in heaven is secure. They said that armageddon is upon us and they insure me WWIII will be short and painless. All I must do is trust them and remain a BELIEVER! Oh Jesus, take me home NOW!
Signed: An American Redneck
(is my grammar OK?)
2006-07-26 07:28:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
The rapture will happen before Armageddon, so if you are a believer, you'll be fine. But regardless it's up to you to become a believer, the boys in the White House have no power to secure you a place in heaven.
2006-07-26 07:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tonight
2006-07-26 14:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by SAM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no jesus!(IT'S ALL A STORY, and a bad one at that), if ya wanna die, well I got no advise for that. Hope there is more in your life to look forward to other than being worm food. Go out and enjoy yourself while you can.
2006-07-26 14:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by sisy j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just where a tank top with the bottom of your boobs showing he likes that and Daisy Dukes too.
2006-07-26 14:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by animalmother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u should wait till jesus is ready 4 u then hell take u home
2006-07-26 14:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by Luisa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good grammar.
2006-07-26 14:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by lighthouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soon, my son Soon.. hahahahaha
2006-07-26 14:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by tha_social 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-07-26 14:29:44 · answer #8 · answered by RATM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is straight not gay!
2006-07-26 14:42:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-07-26 14:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋