Has to be right amount.
2006-07-26 07:25:52 · 17 answers · asked by mark w 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Higher Education (University +)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 695 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
313 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 5263 butt cords
was attained on 6/15/1996 .
From:http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
Or
7 kiloliters
2006-07-26 07:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by UOPHXstudent 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well that all depends on
* Type of wood the woodchuck is chucking
* The age of the woodchuck
* The condition the wood is in that the woodchuck is chucking
No simple formula here.
2006-07-26 14:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck should if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-26 15:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by virgogirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-26 14:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by AZC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The amount of wood a woodchuck chucks is the same as the amount of pepers Peter Piper picks.
2006-07-26 14:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by broxolm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if the woodchuck could chuck wood, then he would have chucked alot of wood for a woodchuck
2006-07-26 14:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by lolo l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-07-26 14:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by GodisLove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck :)
2006-07-26 14:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by April 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends. Does the woodchuck have a chain saw????
2006-07-26 16:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As many times as the Woodchuck can say this very frase LOL
;-)
2006-07-26 14:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by Am 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋