someone asked where i was born n i told them puerto rico n they were like, "wait, so duz that mean ur like, mexican?"
2006-07-26 06:33:22
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answered by Anonymous
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When I was watching Lord of the Rings part 3 at my local cinema in South Shields, there were two girls behind me dressed in Burberry from head to foot. They gave a running commentary throughout the movie. Try to imagine this - One of the Elves has just said something using their special 'Elven language', to which the girls commentary went like this:
Chav A - Eeeea, what's hee gaan on a boot like?
English translation - What's he talking about?
Chav B - Oaaah, aaayy, eees Talkun French like!
English translation - Oh, he's spesking French.
Chav A - Hea man! Yer a geet swot! Am not with ye!
English translation - Oh really, you're really quite knowlegable.
2006-07-26 06:33:06
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answered by Anonymous
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did you die? then......
that was pretty bad because i was sitting right there looking at the post master at our post office.. i was having serious mail delivery problems and i was declared dead! that was one of the reasons why my mail wasn't reaching me and the post master kept feeding me excuses (i was keeping him from his golf game and luncheon oh poor baby) and he looked me right in the eye after an hour of crap and said
"so you're not dead then?"
i'm like.. NO i don't think so.. and if i am no one told me heaven was going to be this much of a run around.
i had to file for bankruptcy shortly after because all my bills were nearly 2 years behind and i had many notices and other things coming in suddenly after my mail was restarted... i was in deep trouble and i fought and fought those two years trying to get an explaination...
i wasn't the only one.. one other was declared dead and a few more were told they didn't exist in any way and more were told they weren't american citizens this and that.. folks stuff was being returned and shredded.. misplaced, stolen..
it was murder.. i never thought a 5 star post office was operating so poorly that they would consider me dead and destroy all my mail.
can they do that?
anyways that's the long of the short answer.
:D
2006-07-26 06:37:04
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answered by Anonymous
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One time my aunt bought a new car that had a nice stereo in it. On the window there was a sticker that said "If removed the stereo will not work." My aunt says "well that is soooo stupid. who will fall for that? If you take this sticker off the window the stereo will surely still work." Her husband just looked at her until she realized what she said. Scarey huh?
2006-07-26 06:36:19
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answered by purple dove 5
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Someone once asked me what the number for 9-1-1 was. But before I could answer they said "Oh wait I know, its 1-1-9."
Then there was the time I was at an airport trying to get to my connecting flight and an airline person where to the gate was and how could I get there so quickly she said "Well did the flight you came in on arrive yet?" I was standing there talking to her, in person.
2006-07-26 06:35:33
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answered by Billy! 4
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i was at work. a patient's son and i were talking about world news while we waited for his mother to finish her treatment. the conversation went on when he asked me, "what's you're back ground?" i told him where my mother and father are from. he said " no. i mean like, what are you mixed with?" now that was not a strange question to me. people ask me that all the time. i told him. then he proceeded to ask me in a calm tone and a smile, if i thought that everybody should go back to where they're from. that way there would be no more race mixing. i was shocked. now remember, i'm at work. i can't say too much. this conversation went from world news to weird! i asked him why he had that theory. he proceeded to talk about this stupid-a#* philosophy he had about race mixing, how it's wrong,and it's role in world issues. i was shocked. it was like he was telling me about the last episode of winnie the pooh! it was nothing to him!! i excused myself from the conversation but i thought he was as high as jimmy hendrix! that's just one story. i've had people tell me a truck load of stupid things!!
2006-07-26 06:55:04
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answered by luvmuzik 6
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Stupid-est thing i've heard a person say is if I'm Native American, why don't I utilize organize crime on the reservation and since I'm Native, it must be kick *** to go to college for free. I could go continue with other stupid remarks.
2006-07-26 06:36:33
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answered by eric m 2
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I've had anything like this occur, my dad got here in with me and talked to the essential and the trainer that did all of the yelling wrote me an apology letter. Go to the principals workplace together with your mother or father. It regularly regularly works. Good good fortune! =)
2016-08-28 17:35:07
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answered by ? 4
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Someone asked me if I was short.
No dip Sherlock, of course I'm short, I'm only 2 inches above the height maximum for booster seats in Iowa!
2006-07-26 06:34:56
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answered by Ellethwen 2
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I have a Lifeguard sweatshirt from Virginia Beach and twice when I've worn it people have asked me if I was a lifeguard. When I told the first guy (who asked me) No, he said 'oh cuz if you were I was gonna ask you if you could give me mouth to mouth resusitation.'
2006-07-26 06:35:15
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answered by Annette G 3
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alright here it goes.... i will go off base to puchase something or whatever and wear my bdu's....well, when they are filling out paper work or something and asking my questions they will ask me what my last name is knowing that it says it right here on my uniform. Honest mistake? Maybe.....Being stupid? Maybe....who knows but i think its obious to look at someones work uniform (even not being military) and see what their name is
2006-07-26 06:34:38
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answered by kkds14 3
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