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I hit a dog the other night, dragged it out of the bushes and put it in my trunk. I think it was still alive. Then I hit a light pole, my car got stuck and while I was trying to leave, the police came and arrested me. I get my car out of impound in 25 days. Or what should I do with the body when I get my car back? What will the dog look like?

2006-07-26 06:25:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation Other - Cars & Transportation

10 answers

You should know better than to drink and drive. The cops probably saw the dog and helped get it to an animal hospital and later to a shelter, where the dog will find a loving family, far away from you.

2006-07-26 06:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 4 · 0 0

Sell the car and take the loss you will never in the next 100 yrs get the smell out of the car.

2006-07-26 18:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by John H 4 · 0 0

The body will look like, and smell like, ****!! You are going to be in big trouble. You need to start saving money every way you can to finance your bad luck. I recommend you check out www.fuelxfrank.myffi.biz and start saving on your fuel consumption right away. Hope this is of use to you. You can make a fortune from this web site. Have a nice day.

2006-07-26 13:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not to worry!!! The police will smell the decaying body and come and arrest you for killing the dog any day now....I wouldn't even give it any more thought.

2006-07-26 13:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What??????? If the dog was in your trunk the whole time, his/her body has decomposed. It will be a mess!!!!

Go to a vets office and see what they say. In any case, you are going to need to buy allot of bleach my friend ;-(

2006-07-26 13:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by TommyTrouble 4 · 0 0

If the dog was in your trunk for the whole time, it will stink.

2006-07-26 13:36:42 · answer #6 · answered by RainCloud 6 · 0 0

Dude there ain't enough febreeze in the world to get that stink out. Goodluck.

2006-07-26 13:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0 0

Are you for real? If not........you are too funny.
If so.......I'll wait to judge you when I see it on Fox news.........hahaha.......

I hope your kidding.

2006-07-26 13:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by budgetcasket 2 · 0 0

OMG!....were you high or something?

2006-07-26 13:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by caribeanswimer 3 · 0 0

..........[shudder....shudder....sigh], I don't know!

2006-07-26 13:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by Leni 3 · 0 0

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