Then I realized I was in the wrong house. I was too worn out to beat my real wife and kids when I finally found the right house. Don't you think that all the suburban sprawl has led to too many look alike houses?
2006-07-26 06:08:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Call your wife a terrorist and the other woman collateral damage. Hire a good Liberal Atty and you'll get off.
2006-07-26 06:12:00 · answer #1 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What big Man. You have got your priorities wrong here Pal you want know if urban sprawl has led to too many look alike houses and not that you should be concerned and ashamed that you were going to beat your wife and kids... Shame on you.
Joke or no Joke or just sick humour I think not I think that you are for real!
2006-07-26 13:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope your kids grow up to realize what an asshole you are and not repeat the same mistakes you did. You need help if you think this is some sort of subject to joke about. I suffered under the hands of an abusive parent and soon learned that it is much better to love and understand those that love you.
2006-07-26 13:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, maybe it has. And I hope that you apologized to the family that you assaulted. And you should apologize to your real wife and kids for thinking about beating them. And then go paint your house bright orange, so you don't make the same mistake again.
2006-07-26 13:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by AreolaDC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and your wife came home and went into the wrong house and had sex with your neighbor!
2006-07-26 13:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by The Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sad thing is even though this is a joke question you are most likely not above doing what you said.
2006-07-26 13:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ballzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are an idiot and should be locked up. Even is this was supposed to be humorous... Spousal and child abuse are not the thing of jokes. Niether is alchoholism!
2006-07-26 13:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by Debra H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dork.
but yes, i hate the suburban clone houses.
2006-07-26 13:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by Kansas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your kinda right i'm thinking you just can't hold your booze.......
2006-07-26 13:12:33 · answer #9 · answered by wardancer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shut the **** up asshole...
2006-07-26 13:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋