Felt like vanishing into thin air?
2006-07-26 05:08:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was 20 years ago. A friend set-me up on a New Year's Eve blind date. I was depressed because I had just broken up with my boyfriend who was a jerk. So I said ok to my best friend because I trusted her and her judgement. Well I decided to meet them at the Restaurant (this way I could have my car should the date go SOUTH - if you catch my drift).
Well this guy turned out to be the date from hell. When I got there, he didn't even stand when I walked up to the table. My girlfriends date did. He just sat there like a bump on a log. Then he kept on picking his teeth...and ask me if I had a mirror. He must've gone to the bathroom 5 times during that time. And every time he came back he would breathe in heavyly like he was on drugs or something. He also reeked of aftershave. When the waitress came to take our order he ordered before me and then said "and whatever she wants"...Ok so SHE had a name remember bucko?!?! So at this point I thought..."Ok where is Candid Camera...I give up...com'on you got me".
Well I do have patience so I continued on with the date and we all headed down to the big Grand Hotel for the party. Well come to find out this guy was a player...I went to the bathroom and a normal guy would've waited for his date...right? WRONG!!! he was no where in sight. Ok that's fine I've lost him YIPPPPEEEE. Well not so fast he was around the corner with another girl. Unbelieveable. Ok so I said...enough is enough...this guy had no personality, he wasn't Mr. Date, he was Mr. Gross. At this point my girlfriend and her date were on the dance floor. So I started dancing my way over there...and told her "I'm outta her"...she had the audacity to ask me "WHY?". I put my hand up to my ear and made like a phone and said "CALL ME TOMORROW!!!".
Well thank goodness I brought my car. I headed out and never looked back. I did however, go to a country and western bar where a lots of great people hung out. I danced the night away with a couple of guys who were dateless...it was fun. Probably my sadest New Years Eve...but I didn't let it get me down...I went and had a good time.
2006-07-26 05:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by Wanna-be-Dear-Abby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of the ones where the guy turned into a freakin' octopus....that was too many to specify.I did vanish from every single one.....drove my A** back home everytime ...learned a long time ago to always bring my own car on the first date ...and sometines depending on the guy ...the second date too. If you don't get a accurate vibe from him by the third date there is a problem with your radar.
2006-07-26 05:15:46 · answer #2 · answered by Ty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
August 11, 1997
2006-07-26 05:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago, I went on a first date with a guy who showed up at my door with a friend! He apologized, saying that his friend was drunk and depressed because he was leaving for the military the next day. He feared his drunk friend might do something stupid if left alone, so he brought him along to the concert we were attending (Guns and Roses first tour I believe). For starters, the friend was so drunk that he actually grabbed my boob TWICE in the car and I had to punch him. Then, at the concert, about two songs into the show, the friend puked all over the people in front of us. We were thrown out. End of date. The guy never called me again. I'm sure he knew I wouldn't answer!
2006-07-26 05:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met her at the line getting a hot dog at Costco years ago. Turns out she worked at the bank I used. We had lunch together and decided to go out again that night. I went to pick her up at the address she gave me, and it was a run down single wide trailer on a farm, well away from the farm house. She opened the door in sexy lingerie, holding a pair of pants in her hand, invites me in, the place is a disaster. Garbage, bottles, cans, papers, clothes, everything just thrown everywhere, the place reeked of cat urine and feces. She goes digging through the bottom of a pile of stuff and pulls out a blouse, puts it on and says she is ready to go.
Needless to say, I told her I wasn't feeling well and only stopped by to tell her I wasn't going to be able to make it and would have called her if she had given me a number.
I changed banks the next day, too. She stalked me at work constantly, and would call my cell phone and home number she took from the bank records.
I learned not to talk to strange women. But I always forget my lessons learned.
2006-07-26 05:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by Mark W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A year ago with my former GF. We were havin a candle light dinner (for two) and dressed the best suit for that event. Not an hour passed when my GF's parents came in and joined us in the table. . . and then followed by her big sister and her 2 brothers. I tell you, it was like a "Meet-The-Parents" or "My-Long-Fat-Greek-Wedding" scenario. I have no qualms meeting her family but I was expecting that somehow she would give me a better credit for the effort I gave her, because I was supposed to propose her marriage but everything just blown out. Did I over reacted the situation or am I just so sensitive to that effect? I don't know but one thing I am sure of was that I WAS SO VERY DISAPPOINTED.
2006-07-26 05:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by Bully Charmer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My sister set me up with this guy who she said was awesome. I show up at his house (he was still living with his mother) and he wasn't there yet. I had to talk to his sister and mother for a half hour. When he finally shows up, he is sporting a broken leg in a cast. Because of this, he takes forever to shower and and get ready and guess who has to continue talking to the mother and sister? Anyway, turned out we had nothing in common and I wasn't attracted to him a bit and by then I was angry that I had to play nice for so long with his mother and sister. We get as far as the restaurant and I say, "Hey, you know what, this is never going to go anywhere so I am going to drive you back home." I felt so bad, but I knew there was no way I was ever going to see this guy again - or his mother and sister -I just wanted out.
2006-07-26 05:16:47 · answer #7 · answered by VNCGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We went to a provincial park for a fire and a walk. It was a lovely evening. Then he realized he forgot an ax and tried to kick the logs to break them down for a fire. He cut his foot open and it bled everywhere.
Making the best of a bad situation we sat on the [bloody now] blanket and shared a bottle of wine. The park police came and kicked us out of the park and threatened to arrest us - it was a dry weekend at the park
:P
2006-07-26 05:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Met this chick from the Net, she was way bigger than I expected, 400 pounds, I was nice we hung out for a short period in the living room then she went ustairs and started loading chat software on my computer. I asked her to leave about 30 minutes later, no more internet meetings for me lol.
2006-07-26 05:12:09 · answer #9 · answered by boxing_fan_4_wlad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He described himself as 5'10" and athletic. He was 5'6" and build like a 10 year old boy. When it came time to pay, he didn't have any money. All he talked about was his ex and her kid and how he would love to find a woman to live with who has girls.(I have girls). Creepy and lame.
I wolfed my food down. Paid and got the heck out of there.
He left me a voice mail the next day, saying that he would like to go out again.
2006-07-26 05:17:32 · answer #10 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋