Serious responses, that is almost as funny as the question. LOL
I think you need to clean with a disinfectant and put the chair outside so it can air out, for goodness sakes please put on pants and the pillow idea is great too. For someone with a farting problem, you should do all 4 suggestions.
2006-07-26 05:53:47
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answered by Guyanese Goddess 2
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Woe! I had that problem before, I got a washable pillow and started sitting on it, that way you can continue to pass gas as you please, you will have to wash the pillow according to what you eat. Only other thing I could think of is, try sitting on a wooden chair, it isn't very comfy but it won't absorb the odor caused from you passing gas BUT, the up side is that you will get far funnier noises as you do your gas passing!
2006-07-26 04:28:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Febreeze might work, or hanging a car air freshener under the chair. I have the same problem with every car we've ever owned. My husband takes it to work once or twice, and it smells like butt for the rest of its life.
If nothing else works, getting an upholstery shampooer (Walmart, vacuum aisle) may work. Our current car has leather seating, so I'm out of luck there, but it might work for you.
2006-07-26 07:14:38
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answered by Gen 3
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The night before Kwanzaa 2003
2016-03-26 22:54:42
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answered by Susan 4
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Try Febreeze. Think seriously about getting a washable cushion
2006-07-27 03:39:32
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answered by oilman11977 5
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Are people attracted to you in your underwear being put off by the smell.?
2006-07-26 04:23:21
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answered by angelo26 4
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Febreeze fabric smell remover should do the trick
2006-07-26 04:21:07
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answered by pottymouth2 2
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I would suggest getting a new chair but one way that does work is spraying orange TKO (diluted) on it. You can get it at longlifeunlimited.
2006-07-26 04:21:22
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answered by moonsister_98 6
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Febreeze works great....just one thing, there is no way you will only get serious responses to this question! LOL!
2006-07-26 05:11:39
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answered by Fritzle 2
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A product called Folex should work.
2006-07-26 04:27:52
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answered by brerken 1
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