Give me a cool quote to write on my MSN??

Answer 1

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Someone once told me "If you're falling off a cliff, try to fly. You've got nothing to lose."

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

“Very funny, Scottie. Now beam down my clothes”

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning which I disapprove

X rated movies are all alike… the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot

A penny saved is ridiculous

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Assassins do it from behind

Booze is the answer, what was the question

Clarke Kent is a transvestite

I drink to make other people interesting

I’m not under the alkafluence of inakahol that some thinkle peep I am

If Adam and eve were aboriginal they would have eaten the snake

My life is like a porno movie without the sex

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence, there is a knob that says brightness but it doesn’t work

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think

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Answer 2

My absolute favorite quote is:
"Some people are born great, some achieve greatness, and still others have greatness thrust upon them."
- Shakespear.
Here's another one:
"If you always live on the inside of the box, you'll never know how to peek out the side or walk on the edge." It means if you never take risks, you'll never know how to.
and another from my personal collection:
"If Elmo and Big Bird were ever embarrassed about anything, they sure wouldn't be dressed up and singing their hearts out on Sesame Street."
I tell my kids that alot.
and dadada! Drumroll please!
"'Mom, thirties are the new twenties' My teenage daughter said to me so she could convince me to buy her a new shirt that was very expensive. In ten years, when she was twenty three and had a positive EPT in her hand, I said to her, "So, do ya think that twenties are the new teens now?" It's stupid, but I found It in Reader's Digest a while back.

Answer 3

"Dieing can't be all bad. I mean, every ones doing it."
OR
"Dad always said laughter was the best medicine. Which I guess is why so many of us died of tuberculosis."
OR
"If you ever fall of the side of the Sears Tower, try to go real limp and look like a dummy, and maybe people will try to catch you because, Hey, free dummy!"
OR
"Guns don't kill people. Huge holes in vital organs kill people"
OR
"No, No, you're not thinking. You're just being logical."

Hope these are cool quotes.

Answer 4

Fortune favours men who dare
or
cuius testiculus habes habeas cardia et cerebelum... (Or its english equivalent, when you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow)
or
You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs
or
Truth is only an excuse for lack of imagination.

Answer 5

Some very funny ones are funny quotes from Shakespeare: See: About.com

Answer 6

In quote, you mean as a headline? That is what I am assuming. But I don't know if you find it cool or not, but one of my favorite quotes is..... "life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." hope i sorta helped! lol

Answer 7

Just another pretty face in a room full of whores

Answer 8

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

Answer 9

Any? Well ok.."The cure for boredom is curiosity, there's no cure for curiosity" I like this one..lol I use it a lot.

Answer 10

'All the wonders you seek are within yourself.'
-Sir Thomas Brown