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had just devastated our relationship. She took my expensive imported german beer and filled up a hole she made to kill slugs in her garden. Why not drown them in Milwaukee's best? Noooooo. Use my expensive stuff. Should I get a divorce?

2006-07-26 03:38:31 · 23 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

Joe c, do you believe in God? Because you asked and apparently your God doesn't like jokes...or your funny bone is broken.

2006-07-26 03:45:39 · update #1

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She should have put you in the hole. Yesterday you posted that you cheated on her dipstick.

2006-07-26 03:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by ~Gate~ 5 · 1 0

That's the lowest most disgusting thing I've ever heard...demand she buys the next round and order the expensive stuff! and add a shot to that too!

2006-07-26 10:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by Goodspeed 6 · 0 0

Sweet

2006-07-26 10:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by polockpete40 3 · 0 0

Those are premium hops and barley she's wasting. I would definately see a marriage counselor, and then fill a tub full of slugs and make her sit in it for a while... while you cracka cold one and relax.

2006-07-26 10:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by rabies_infected_cattle 3 · 0 0

Yeah. Dump your import down the hole...how ****** up is that. Always a good laugh for your questions.

2006-07-26 10:43:27 · answer #5 · answered by Pyromaniac 4 · 0 0

If you were my husband with that sense of humor you wouldn't have to worry about divorcing me......
Sense of humor is great.. but yours pushes the disgusting button. Not trying to offend, but seriously, you need some different material guy!

2006-07-26 11:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mary J 4 · 0 0

Maybe slugs prefer imports.

2006-07-26 10:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by Hot Pants 5 · 0 0

why doesn't she just take a salt shaker and chase them around like us normal people? does getting them drunk first really help?I guess if it works keep doing it. you should learn to share your beer. maybe YOU should drink Milwaukee's Best.

2006-07-26 10:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Over some damn beer get some more and ask her not to do that anymore problem solved

2006-07-26 10:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by ndemby05 2 · 0 0

So what if you could afford one you can afford another one. and this time tell her to use the cheap stuff the next time she wants to fill her hole.

2006-07-26 10:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anne 3 · 0 0

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